"in These Streets I'm A Murderer...
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That's right, 4 kills in about a span of 40 minutes. Done on Chicago's LSD (Lake Shore Drive- 4 lanes)
1. Cute chick in a Z4 pulls up while I'm on a stop light in the downtown section of LSD. I look over while she stops and give her a quick smile. She smiles back and revs, I rev back, it's ON. Light turns green, she floors it I ease out and by 35MPH she's put 2 cars on me. No my tranny sucks and the Tempo's an auto so now is my perfect time to make the move. I floor it and pass her at approx. 95 (approximatly because the Tempo's speedo only goes up to 85). We slow down and she smiles again and turns off towards downtown. No phone number, but that's OK, I got a piece of that new car *** and it didn't cost me 2 LARGE (F&F quote for you).
2. 3 minutes later I catch up to a Millenium Yellow C5 vert. Here's the fun part, well the FIRST fun part. I have to drop it into NEUTRAL to rev (LOL), so I do that and get the dude's attention. 3 Beeps and he takes off, I follow suit and make up the half a car he put on me. By about 120, I'm one car ahead and he calls it quits. Thumbs up and he's off.
3. 5 minutes later. Funnest ( I know it's supposed to be "Most FUn" but hell) kill of the day, a ricer Civic. Stickers of GReddy and HKS, fart can, bad offset 16 (I guess) rims and tints of course. Neautral drop again from about 40MPH, I get his attention. He floors it doesn't wait, his exhaust sound is killing me, it's freaking horrible. I'm at about 1/3 throttle and somehow he's not getting away from me. That was to be expected, I stay with him till like 60MPH and I'm at about half throttle and he's not moving past me. I look over and laugh, and he;s like WTF. So I just floor it and leave him in the dust.
4. Hardest kill of the day. I get of LSD and now I'm on Irving Park Road (Two freshly paved lanes of fun, when there's no traffic). Gorgeous early 70's 350 Vette pulls up. Truly mazing car, it was in Cherry Red and I gota little word with the owner before we went for it. We get of a stop light and he waits till we get up to my "save flooring speed LOL". Now we're at about 30MPH and he sort of says "Lady's First", I go for it and put half a muscle car on him HAHA. I didn't press all the way and I was at about 3/4 throttle.He floors it and catches right up to me, we're bumper to bumper and he's slowly pullnig ahead. 65MPH now, traffic looks good, nothing to evade no cops in sight. I push it all the way and gain back the few feet he got on me. We both stop at 80MPH when I'm a 6 or so feet in front of him. Good guy, nice car, he gave me props and I gave him some too.
The car's been shitty all week long, I changed the fuel filter and oil (it was way over due) and it seemed to still lack a bit of power. I checked everything out and found a hole in my homemade cold air box. It's a shitt box but it was cheap to make and does the job well. I fixed the hole and the car was back to its old *** kicking self. All in all, I'm pretty happy how everything went down, and FYI, I'm being so maticulous about the streets/freeways I'm racing on so the locals know where and when everything went down. Have a good one guys.
1. Cute chick in a Z4 pulls up while I'm on a stop light in the downtown section of LSD. I look over while she stops and give her a quick smile. She smiles back and revs, I rev back, it's ON. Light turns green, she floors it I ease out and by 35MPH she's put 2 cars on me. No my tranny sucks and the Tempo's an auto so now is my perfect time to make the move. I floor it and pass her at approx. 95 (approximatly because the Tempo's speedo only goes up to 85). We slow down and she smiles again and turns off towards downtown. No phone number, but that's OK, I got a piece of that new car *** and it didn't cost me 2 LARGE (F&F quote for you).
2. 3 minutes later I catch up to a Millenium Yellow C5 vert. Here's the fun part, well the FIRST fun part. I have to drop it into NEUTRAL to rev (LOL), so I do that and get the dude's attention. 3 Beeps and he takes off, I follow suit and make up the half a car he put on me. By about 120, I'm one car ahead and he calls it quits. Thumbs up and he's off.
3. 5 minutes later. Funnest ( I know it's supposed to be "Most FUn" but hell) kill of the day, a ricer Civic. Stickers of GReddy and HKS, fart can, bad offset 16 (I guess) rims and tints of course. Neautral drop again from about 40MPH, I get his attention. He floors it doesn't wait, his exhaust sound is killing me, it's freaking horrible. I'm at about 1/3 throttle and somehow he's not getting away from me. That was to be expected, I stay with him till like 60MPH and I'm at about half throttle and he's not moving past me. I look over and laugh, and he;s like WTF. So I just floor it and leave him in the dust.
4. Hardest kill of the day. I get of LSD and now I'm on Irving Park Road (Two freshly paved lanes of fun, when there's no traffic). Gorgeous early 70's 350 Vette pulls up. Truly mazing car, it was in Cherry Red and I gota little word with the owner before we went for it. We get of a stop light and he waits till we get up to my "save flooring speed LOL". Now we're at about 30MPH and he sort of says "Lady's First", I go for it and put half a muscle car on him HAHA. I didn't press all the way and I was at about 3/4 throttle.He floors it and catches right up to me, we're bumper to bumper and he's slowly pullnig ahead. 65MPH now, traffic looks good, nothing to evade no cops in sight. I push it all the way and gain back the few feet he got on me. We both stop at 80MPH when I'm a 6 or so feet in front of him. Good guy, nice car, he gave me props and I gave him some too.
The car's been shitty all week long, I changed the fuel filter and oil (it was way over due) and it seemed to still lack a bit of power. I checked everything out and found a hole in my homemade cold air box. It's a shitt box but it was cheap to make and does the job well. I fixed the hole and the car was back to its old *** kicking self. All in all, I'm pretty happy how everything went down, and FYI, I'm being so maticulous about the streets/freeways I'm racing on so the locals know where and when everything went down. Have a good one guys.
