when i get a demo i have an approach i do for them to recomend me customers. on average you get 2 recomendations. and you call those people while im still at the house to set up when im gonna do the demo for them. and i cant go door to door or set up a booth in the mall. personal recomendations are the only way for me to get new customers.

 

Sounds like AMWAY............................







The quickest way to insure your friends (or former friends) won't call or visit and cross the street when they see you coming.

 

when I was 19 some chick conned me into going to an amway meeting. She was really hot and I had kissed her and she said, so do you want to come over to my house some time?



Me: SURE!



my dad is having a meeting there this friday I would love if you would come.



Me: meeting?



Yes, it's just a little thing he's having but I really want you to come..



Me: Ok.



Friday: I show up and see all these ******* people around thier house in suits and they have a podium where some people were giving speeches...and they had some huge portait of an ugly **********er saying this guy made 100,000 last year.





Me: thinking "hmmm, that's alot of money...why are these people here" I was fresh out of Jamaica and had no clue what the **** AMWAY was.



Anyway, I figured it out pretty quick and got the hell out. ******* chicks still have my cassette collection! Yeah, cassettes...that shows you how long ago it was.



Didn't even get to tap the ***.

 

I remember her name! Christie Shults!!!!!!!!!!! From Sand Springs, Ok...******* Bitch...If you are reading this I want my god damn cassettes back!

 

you sure it wasnt shluts?

 

[quote name='ApneaBlue' date='Aug 17 2005, 02:44 PM']when I was 19 some chick conned me into going to an amway meeting. She was really hot and I had kissed her and she said, so do you want to come over to my house some time?




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she probably kissed every guy there to get them to meeting



good thing she got the tapes and you didnt get herpes

 

[quote name='Rob x-7' date='Aug 17 2005, 10:40 PM']she probably kissed every guy there to get them to meeting



good thing she got the tapes and you didnt get herpes


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BAH, he cant get herpes twice

 

[quote name='phinsup' date='Aug 17 2005, 07:10 PM']BAH, he cant get herpes twice


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They aren't herpes, they are mypeas!