Happy Meal Aim Info Mercial
08-16-2005, 01:03 AM
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Eric Happy Meal: holy **** dude, i got this CRAZY *** knife today
touring94: really, sounds exciting, at least the way you tell the story
Eric Happy Meal: have you ever cut an avacado before?
Eric Happy Meal: this knife wont have any problem cutting through the bone in your finger
touring94: thats exactly what i'm looking for, something to cut my fingers off with if i slip on that tomatoe
Eric Happy Meal: hahaha
Eric Happy Meal: its made for like the super hard stuff
touring94: ie finger bones
Eric Happy Meal: but honestly, if you try one of our table knives out for a day, like just using it for whatever you have that needs cutting, your not going to want to go back to normal knives
touring94: wait i get it, its 1am and this is an infomercial
Eric Happy Meal: and im 100% sure that if you bought one, youd buy more too
touring94: i don't cut finger bones that often though
touring94: matter of fact i don't even use knives at the dinner table
Eric Happy Meal: yeah, but its an infomercial where im not looking to sell you something (because you wont buy)
touring94: i bring in my angle grinder with my cutting wheel
Eric Happy Meal: table knife = butter knife/steak knife put together
touring94: i'm like mmm steak, then i crank up the angle grinder and cut it up into bite size pieces
touring94: really, sounds exciting, at least the way you tell the story
Eric Happy Meal: have you ever cut an avacado before?
Eric Happy Meal: this knife wont have any problem cutting through the bone in your finger
touring94: thats exactly what i'm looking for, something to cut my fingers off with if i slip on that tomatoe
Eric Happy Meal: hahaha
Eric Happy Meal: its made for like the super hard stuff
touring94: ie finger bones
Eric Happy Meal: but honestly, if you try one of our table knives out for a day, like just using it for whatever you have that needs cutting, your not going to want to go back to normal knives
touring94: wait i get it, its 1am and this is an infomercial
Eric Happy Meal: and im 100% sure that if you bought one, youd buy more too
touring94: i don't cut finger bones that often though
touring94: matter of fact i don't even use knives at the dinner table
Eric Happy Meal: yeah, but its an infomercial where im not looking to sell you something (because you wont buy)
touring94: i bring in my angle grinder with my cutting wheel
Eric Happy Meal: table knife = butter knife/steak knife put together
touring94: i'm like mmm steak, then i crank up the angle grinder and cut it up into bite size pieces
08-16-2005, 09:07 AM
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I think Eric_happy_meal should come to the Tulsa state fair and get a booth...I love watching those ex-con looking guys do thier 20 minute demonstration on the little podium with thier PA headsets on...Cutting up various fruits and vegies into neat little shapes. Then at the end they say.
"And if you buy today and today only, you get this set of 6 (SIX) steak knives, a little orange juicer thingy, a potato peeler, AND you get to take all this fruit with you!"
"And if you buy today and today only, you get this set of 6 (SIX) steak knives, a little orange juicer thingy, a potato peeler, AND you get to take all this fruit with you!"
08-16-2005, 09:01 PM
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[quote name='Rob x-7' date='Aug 16 2005, 04:40 PM']who sets up the demos anyhow?
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i do. and i dont have a quota for how many demos i need to do. i can do as many as i want or dont want.
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i do. and i dont have a quota for how many demos i need to do. i can do as many as i want or dont want.
08-16-2005, 10:31 PM
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[quote name='Eric Happy Meal' date='Aug 16 2005, 06:01 PM']i do. and i dont have a quota for how many demos i need to do. i can do as many as i want or dont want.
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lets say i wanted a truckload of demos, hook me up
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lets say i wanted a truckload of demos, hook me up
08-17-2005, 06:10 AM
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[quote name='Eric Happy Meal' date='Aug 16 2005, 10:01 PM']i do. and i dont have a quota for how many demos i need to do. i can do as many as i want or dont want.
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are you going to run out of people to harass for knives?
Or do they give you a list of people to call? You go door to door?
set up a booth in a mall? how do you get your customers?
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are you going to run out of people to harass for knives?
Or do they give you a list of people to call? You go door to door?
set up a booth in a mall? how do you get your customers?