Eric Happy Meal: holy **** dude, i got this CRAZY *** knife today

touring94: really, sounds exciting, at least the way you tell the story

Eric Happy Meal: have you ever cut an avacado before?

Eric Happy Meal: this knife wont have any problem cutting through the bone in your finger

touring94: thats exactly what i'm looking for, something to cut my fingers off with if i slip on that tomatoe

Eric Happy Meal: hahaha

Eric Happy Meal: its made for like the super hard stuff

touring94: ie finger bones

Eric Happy Meal: but honestly, if you try one of our table knives out for a day, like just using it for whatever you have that needs cutting, your not going to want to go back to normal knives

touring94: wait i get it, its 1am and this is an infomercial

Eric Happy Meal: and im 100% sure that if you bought one, youd buy more too

touring94: i don't cut finger bones that often though

touring94: matter of fact i don't even use knives at the dinner table

Eric Happy Meal: yeah, but its an infomercial where im not looking to sell you something (because you wont buy)

touring94: i bring in my angle grinder with my cutting wheel

Eric Happy Meal: table knife = butter knife/steak knife put together

touring94: i'm like mmm steak, then i crank up the angle grinder and cut it up into bite size pieces

 

should we take bets how long this knife sales thing lasts?

 

I think Eric_happy_meal should come to the Tulsa state fair and get a booth...I love watching those ex-con looking guys do thier 20 minute demonstration on the little podium with thier PA headsets on...Cutting up various fruits and vegies into neat little shapes. Then at the end they say.



"And if you buy today and today only, you get this set of 6 (SIX) steak knives, a little orange juicer thingy, a potato peeler, AND you get to take all this fruit with you!"

 

[quote name='Rob x-7' date='Aug 16 2005, 03:08 AM']should we take bets how long this knife sales thing lasts?


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ill bet on that.

 

who sets up the demos anyhow?

 

oh i was thinking of another kind of bone, oops sorry, dont mind me, just passing thru....

 

[quote name='Rob x-7' date='Aug 16 2005, 04:40 PM']who sets up the demos anyhow?


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i do. and i dont have a quota for how many demos i need to do. i can do as many as i want or dont want.

 

[quote name='Eric Happy Meal' date='Aug 16 2005, 06:01 PM']i do. and i dont have a quota for how many demos i need to do. i can do as many as i want or dont want.


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lets say i wanted a truckload of demos, hook me up

 

[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Aug 16 2005, 07:31 PM']lets say i wanted a truckload of demos, hook me up


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meet me in the alley at two.

 

[quote name='Eric Happy Meal' date='Aug 16 2005, 10:01 PM']i do. and i dont have a quota for how many demos i need to do. i can do as many as i want or dont want.


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are you going to run out of people to harass for knives?

Or do they give you a list of people to call? You go door to door?

set up a booth in a mall? how do you get your customers?