im writing a speech on how to be rude/offensive. i figured this is a good group of people to ask for advice. thanks -Clay

 

be a "close talker"

 

when a guy bends over stick your finger in his butt then make his girl smell it hahahahaha shell love that

 

What the **** is that supposed to mean?

 

Exaggerate every end-syllable and put "ah" at the end of each woRD-ah.



Televangist style.

 

Call people "taxi ****".





-Ted

 

some people are particuliary offended by the term "TAXI"

 

Use the term "skull-****" as many times as possible.

 

What kind of ******* gives a speech on being rude. ******* dipshit, why not give a speech on how to give a speech, that's the only thing that could be more retarded. Anyhow, I thought you had to have your head out of your *** to give a speech, or is it just going to sound muffled?



Jackass, go **** yourself.

 

LOL thnaks, thats what i mean by this is a good group to ask