lol thats sounds sooo funny and kinda nasty at the same time..

 

Go read threads on rx7club lol, more specificly the one with that one guy trying to sell his car.

 

Aww. how considerate of you to ask us for advice with this issue. I'm sure that someone from this fine group will be more than willing to guide you and offer plenty of outstanding input to get you started in the right direction. I, myself, have ask this forum for help in the past and received nothing but prompt, and accurate info to whatever query i may have had. The conglomeration of knowledge on this forum is unparralled by other forums and, as far as i'm concerned, matched only by upper tier members of NASA. Please feel free to request any additional help from us if needed.

Best of luck to you in your scholastic endeavors!!



Regards,

Shannon







PS.. EAT **** YOU ******!

 

NASA doesnt have **** on us WTF are you talking about.



Heres a tactic, exploit stereotypes and over genralise everything.

 

you can do what i like to do to freak my girlfriend out in line, standy verry verry close and start breathing verry heavy and make smacking noises.



its pretty rude and FUN!



also use alot of profanity and make jokes like " what do black people and plows have in common, they are both antique farm equipment"



and then laugh REALLY loud at your own joke. and just kind of stand there and stare at somones *****.

 

Anyone on this forum saying that to anyone else on this forum is CLEARLY a case of pots calling kettles black. Unless, of course, they themselves are kettles, in which case they'd be more qualified to respond.



I like interjecting phrases about potatoes into conversations, loudly, and at inopportune moments.



<ahem>



Some Guy: "Hi, I need to purchase 4 tires for my bla bla bla vehicle" (bla bla inserted in place of actual words, cause I'm usually not listening)

Me: "I Like potatoes. MASHED, fried, I love 'em all"

Guy: "Yeah...that's great...but listen, I need tires..."

Me: "You know, potato stew is nice..."



Screw you for judging me.

 

There is a brief discussion of offensive behavior as it pertains to defiling a man's house contained in the thead "I'm at a customer's house". You should check it out.

 

woah...that thread and the word "brief" aren't stablemates...

 

I walked by Lauren today, I don't know she heard me or not. It went something like this.



*walks by*



me: *turns around at Lauren*



"Aww, this one got kicked in the face..."

 

what?