My G/fs Ion Vs. Ricer...
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Junior Member
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 29
From: Michigan
so, i was at the street races last weekend and i was in my g/fs saturn ion (Woohoo! big pimpin'). i just went down there to meet my buddys and watch. this kid in this honda somethin' was reving his engine and trying to get attention. he got it alright. aside from the primer body kit, the flashy cheep chrome wheels, and the wing that was big enough for a school bus. so, i told my buddys that i wanted to run him in my g/fs ion. she was fine with it, so me and the kid lined up. he was reving his engine like mad (poor car), lookin all "tuff", so, the hands dropped, we tookoff. ya, i beat him, in my G/F's stock atomatic blue saturn ion. when we drove back everyone was laughing so hard, and when i drove upto my buddys, my g/f was laughin at the kid so bad, it was great. i alomost felt bad for the kid, but i didnt. it was fun, one notch for the saturn 
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Senior Member
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 278
From: Pennsylvania
It's going to be interesting to see people's perceptions change now that the Ion Red Line is out...205fwhp supercharged Saturn. People will be more careful when lining up against the plastic death-boxes from now on. Score one for GM on a great idea.
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Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 822
From: east texas
hahah i owned a kid in a toyota tercell while in my buick.....it was some funny stuff, he revved and i was like, hey man, that thing gopt a hemi in it?! he got pissed, haha, what a chode....and he floored it, so i did too and i pulled past him easily, and i started a foot behind him frm the light hahahaha.....it was such a slow race.
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Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 310
From: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Nice kill, thats hillarious. Its fun to pick on slow ricers with a family sedan. I like seeing their face when they get passed by a Old Beat up Sable. would have never guessed that the 3.8l has that much get up and go.
