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bstrange99 10-30-2007 09:24 PM

Winter is just about upon us, and things are about to get boring in rotary land. You may be wondering what the hell you're gonna do with yourself durring the cold months ahead. Well my friends, we have your answer. There lurks among you an ELITE group (maybe even an almost "secret society") of highly skilled slanderers and **** talkers.



Myself, Codeblue, and the other members will be screening posts for worthy members, and will extend invitations to those we deem worthy.



Q. What do I get for being a member?



A. If you're looking for something material, walmart, fred meyer, or maybe even your local sex shop can help you. If it's emotional gratification you're looking for, we have that. The feeling that comes from making someone feel smaller than yourself can be very enjoyable. For instance, when I found out codeblue has weird little "after hours" activities with an assortment of spongebob action figures, I took great joy in knowing that I AM BETTER THAN HIM!!!!



Also you'll get to have one of those cool little banners at the bottom of your posts. (see below)



And if you're good (or bad) enough, Codeblue may very well put countless hours into photographicaly thrashing you ALL OVER THE INTERNET.

For references, and too see just how much power we have, please see that other forum.



Yes, membership does have it's privelages.........

Anyone interested, POST AWAY!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/ar.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif

Codeblue 10-30-2007 11:18 PM

wow a 100 views and only one post.... im in sign me up

CODE BLUE 2 10-31-2007 12:10 AM

Ive been a Team Havic member, in fact #3 but I never got a banner?

CODE BLUE 2 10-31-2007 12:14 AM

Would you say Bstrange99 that an example of team havic skills would be your nicely written up profile?

dust&taillights 10-31-2007 09:50 AM

What's a team Havoc?? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.gif



Do we get cool party hats and stuff.....lol



Yo I'm in and all that stuff...........Codeblue2 we still on this Sunday for our meeting. Should I bring some hot dogs or burgers? Let me know.

bstrange99 10-31-2007 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by CODE BLUE 2' post='886767' date='Oct 30 2007, 09:10 PM
Ive been a Team Havic member, in fact #3 but I never got a banner?



Sorry. The banners have been on back order, but we have a more reliable supplier now. please resubmit your request to the guy sitting next to you.

unleashed 11-01-2007 10:48 PM

Ill be there.Around what time do we do this and ya im all in.

bstrange99 11-03-2007 04:41 PM

I guess you guys don't understand the nature of this. I've seen more offensive posts on bible study forums.

Old_Skool 11-03-2007 10:15 PM

come on panzys, im the noob to this area, and even i know you cant just say "im in" to team havoc. do us all a favor and grab the back of your shirt, and pull until you hear the "POP". once you have sucessfully removed your head from your ass, re-read the first post for entry rules. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.gif

Codeblue 11-03-2007 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by Old_Skool' post='887044' date='Nov 3 2007, 08:15 PM
come on panzys, im the noob to this area, and even i know you cant just say "im in" to team havoc. do us all a favor and grab the back of your shirt, and pull until you hear the "POP". once you have sucessfully removed your head from your ass, re-read the first post for entry rules. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.gif



You have almost successfully gained status as a team havic member. Now for your next job. You need to go find someone that has posted something of a "stupid nature", then bash on them, and then repost that post here, along with your comment, or a link to the thread that shows all the team havic members that you are worthy of being a team havic member. Then you will have successfully gained team havic statis. Your number awaits. Good luck in your venture. Once you have completed this task you will also have to go down on bstrange99 to make it official.

unleashed 11-04-2007 11:50 AM

ya but if i go down on bstrange then what will u do with your free time wouldnt want to take your b@!@# from you and greg weve all had r way with you and made u screame like a virgin on prom night so best that the little guy just pipe down for now

unleashed 11-04-2007 11:57 AM


Originally Posted by unleashed' post='887063 (Post 794778)
all the beauty sleep in the world wont help lurch and you call people could have fould me





hows that

bstrange99 11-04-2007 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by unleashed' post='887063' date='Nov 4 2007, 09:50 AM
ya but if i go down on bstrange then what will u do with your free time wouldnt want to take your b@!@# from you and greg weve all had r way with you and made u screame like a virgin on prom night so best that the little guy just pipe down for now



No puncuation in the entire paragraph? What happened? Come in after a hard nights work and cough up sperm all over the right side of your keyboard? I understand everybody's got to pay the rent, but jesus mark, there's no shame in putting a condom on the dicks you're sucking.



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683637.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683431.gif

CODE BLUE 2 11-04-2007 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by bstrange99' post='887066' date='Nov 4 2007, 11:10 AM
No puncuation in the entire paragraph? What happened? Come in after a hard nights work and cough up sperm all over the right side of your keyboard? I understand everybody's got to pay the rent, but jesus mark, there's no shame in putting a condom on the dicks you're sucking.



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683637.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683431.gif



And thats the foundation that team havoc was built on. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.gif

flight_of_pain 11-04-2007 09:25 PM

havIc? Did you drop out of grammar school as well as beauty school?



On a side note... i have personally witnessed these Team Havoc homos... its like a cross between hello kitty and b grade gay porno.





isaac

CODE BLUE 2 11-04-2007 09:44 PM

Thank you bstrange99 for my nice havoc banner.

jenkin 11-07-2007 06:57 AM


Originally Posted by Codeblue' post='886765' date='Oct 30 2007, 09:18 PM
wow a 100 views and only one post.... im in sign me up





Well, we are a discerning group of car nuts.......besides being cheap bastards.... is this free? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.gif

herz3mc 11-07-2007 02:46 PM

Nice banner, Code Blue 2.

bstrange99 11-07-2007 06:19 PM


Originally Posted by jenkin' post='887324' date='Nov 7 2007, 04:57 AM
Well, we are a discerning group of car nuts.......besides being cheap bastards.... is this free? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.gif



Yes, it's totally free!!

jenkin 11-07-2007 09:56 PM

OK, so when is the membership drive and where will it start? if we are gonna do twisties we need to get this done afore the fn snow that falls in spocompton hits the road. I'm still trying to fit my 10.5x31's under my SE for running in the snow.



Does bstrange's balls still glow in the dark from the taser incident?



inquiring minds want to know.



I may have to start driving from yakima to spokaloo to get my 7 jones cause i got this untitled 3rd gen and i figure it is safer to drive on the east side.

rotaryrichard 11-10-2007 11:05 PM

Maybe you need to entice people with a tote bag and a coffee mug, like other membership drives. "You too can be a friend of sevens."

bstrange99 11-11-2007 12:57 AM

HOLY ****, IT"S RICHARD MILLER!!!!

rotaryrichard 11-11-2007 01:07 AM

Try not using the "shift" key while typing an apostrophe, Mr. Strange.

Codeblue 11-13-2007 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by bstrange99' post='887616 (Post 795325)
Maybe you need to entice people with a tote bag and a coffee mug, like other membership drives. "You too can be a friend of sevens."





The only thing I plan on giving away, is ATTITUDE.



I remember last time you wanted to help, Richard. You went to Mosses Lake, then you dissapeared for months

And now that we are planing ABF all over again.. Here you come......................



tote bag and a coffee mug......Muhahahah....... give me a ****** break



IT'S TEAM HAVOC....not team coffee mug....

Codeblue 11-13-2007 11:24 AM

here ya go Richard



https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f...hardmiller.jpg

dust&taillights 11-13-2007 08:52 PM


Originally Posted by Codeblue' post='887808' date='Nov 13 2007, 09:24 AM





Damn, now that's funny, I don't care who you are!!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.gif

rotaryrichard 11-13-2007 09:24 PM

I should have pledged the next level to get the tote bag...

gregs 11-13-2007 09:58 PM

dont make me bitch slap someone

unleashed 11-13-2007 10:21 PM

hahahaha

bstrange99 11-14-2007 07:11 PM


Originally Posted by gregs' post='887871' date='Nov 13 2007, 07:58 PM
dont make me bitch slap someone



Be careful greg. Last time you tried to bitch slap someone you thumped the couch a little too hard, bumping the rifrigerator, knocking the tractor bucket that was leaning on it into your car.



I'm still trying to picture what that yard must've looked like. that's way too many unrelated items in an immediate area.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.gif

bstrange99 11-14-2007 08:02 PM

[attachment=43300:bucket.jpg]

+

[attachment=43301:old_couch1.jpg]

+

[attachment=43302:frige.jpg]

+

[attachment=43298:gregs_car.JPG]

+

[attachment=43299:gregs.JPG]

= The weirdest story you've ever heard!!

gregs 11-14-2007 08:14 PM

http://www.mcload.com/images/Car%20i...Yard%20031.jpg



something like this, but worse

Codeblue 11-14-2007 09:59 PM

Hahaha.... I remember when that happend.......

Codeblue 02-08-2008 11:50 PM

Team Havoc #8



Now Available

dust&taillights 02-09-2008 12:59 PM


Originally Posted by Codeblue' post='893990' date='Feb 8 2008, 09:50 PM
Team Havoc #8



Now Available





I call dibbs to that https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif

Old_Skool 02-09-2008 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by dust&taillights' post='894012' date='Feb 9 2008, 10:59 AM





yea, about that...









you got kneepads? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/rolleyes.gif

unleashed 02-10-2008 11:13 AM

and pig tails https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.gif

dust&taillights 02-11-2008 12:14 PM

Yo Old Skool and Unleashed



1st Old Skool: learn to spell, it's not 'yea' it's 'yeah'!





Now to both Old Skool and Unleashed: mighty tough words for a couple of guys who have to stand on foot stools to kick their own asses.



Gotta love it!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif





dust&taillights, when you run with me that's all you'll see...................... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.gif

Codeblue 02-15-2008 12:31 AM

I'll get with team havoc #1, and get back to ya..........

dust&taillights 02-22-2008 06:47 PM


Originally Posted by Codeblue' post='894536' date='Feb 14 2008, 10:31 PM
I'll get with team havoc #1, and get back to ya..........



OK, show me the love


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