Hyper4mance2k

I am posting this to you to warn you of that a friend of mine witnessed 3 months ago last October. He became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at the the Walmart in Federal Way....



Here's how the scam works:

Two bang'in hot 20 somethig-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping bags in the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and windex, with

their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.



When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another place...





You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.



I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday,

again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tomarrow.

Just give'in you the heads up

1988RedT2

kettlman

yeah, it happens to me. thats why i goto walmart twice a day now.

Bstrickler

hell, i'd go there just for that. buy a cheap wallet, and put some money in it, and have that one in your pocket, while the real one is hidden somewhere, like under your seat, or the glove compartment. then it wont matter if they steal it.

x605p747R1

/\ Yep, I have a few old ones I can take. I'll leave them all on the seat with no cash, just slips in side that say "IOU Bitch" or "You can keep the pearl necklace".



Then drive around a few times and ask for seconds. I need to hit up more Wall Marts.

jenkin

this thread is worthless without pics

(hadda say it)

flight_of_pain

ummm....our cars dont have backseats. mine doesnt even have trim anywhere behind the seats atm.





isaac :P



*imagines hot lesbian action in the hatch of my rx-7*

rmriggin

Mine has back seats, but they would only be suitable if you were a friggin pedophile. And before you start with the jokes I got the 2+2 so I could my new son to ABF.

Flight of Pain... You a big Tool fan? Just wondering because of your Sig. They are playing in Seattle at the Paramont on May 2nd. Tickets go on sale at 10AM I believe on May 2nd. Oh yeah, their new CD is released on May 2nd also.

tmillerrx7

if only some of it were true...

flight_of_pain

yeah they are one of my favorite bands, im not gonna make that show due to work, but if tickets go on sale the morning of then theres going to be a total clusterfuck trying to get them lol.



isaac