closed thumb in car door
#11
Originally Posted by kettlman' post='799780' date='Feb 5 2006, 11:20 PM
well, you can always get some of that liquid cocaine they use for when you burn your eyes with a welder. and pass it on to me. ha ha ha.
I cut my eye once....that stuff works wonders
#12
yup... same thing happened to me except with a Big *** solid steel gymnasium door in Elementary school... and my middle finger.
heated up the sharp end of a nail till it was glowing, gently pressed into my nail till it melted away, BE CAREFUL not to press into your finger under the nail. if you can't stand to do it to yourself... get a friend or, if you like doctor bills, go to the doctor and he will do the same thing... except maybe it could be considered "more sterile"
heated up the sharp end of a nail till it was glowing, gently pressed into my nail till it melted away, BE CAREFUL not to press into your finger under the nail. if you can't stand to do it to yourself... get a friend or, if you like doctor bills, go to the doctor and he will do the same thing... except maybe it could be considered "more sterile"
#15
Originally Posted by rmriggin' post='799950' date='Feb 6 2006, 06:47 PM
good Lord... should we start a DIY medical thread?! If so, anyone trained or qualified to do a vasectomy? LOL!
yeah. you do it how you do sheep.
#19
Originally Posted by rmriggin' post='800109' date='Feb 7 2006, 04:31 PM
Vasectomy... Not CASTRATION! Least got to be shooting blanks... Better than having an unloaded weapon at least! LOL!
Thanks anyway Kettle but I am gonna have to pass on the rubber-band method!
Thanks anyway Kettle but I am gonna have to pass on the rubber-band method!
RUBBER BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
they lied to me? i had to bite them off.
how you think i lost my front teeth