Be Carefull In Jersey
02-26-2003, 12:32 PM
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WARNING LOCK YOUR DOORS!!
Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!
A New Jersey man was found dead in his home over the weekend.
Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.
The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes.
A banana was sticking out of his ***.
Police suspect a cereal killer.
Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!
A New Jersey man was found dead in his home over the weekend.
Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.
The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes.
A banana was sticking out of his ***.
Police suspect a cereal killer.
02-26-2003, 08:15 PM
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A guy is getting desperate in a bar and walks up to a woman and says to her, "If I can name three parts of your body that resemble towns in New Jersey, you have to go home with me tonight."
She looks at him and says, "You're on!"
He points to her chest and says, "Point Pleasant."
She says, "Ok, but you'll never get two more."
He then pinches her rear end and says, "Ship Bottom."
She laughs and says, "Ok, that's two; you'll never get a third."
He then points in between her legs and says, "Cherry Hill."
She replies, "Well it used to be Cherry Hill, but now it's Eatontown
She looks at him and says, "You're on!"
He points to her chest and says, "Point Pleasant."
She says, "Ok, but you'll never get two more."
He then pinches her rear end and says, "Ship Bottom."
She laughs and says, "Ok, that's two; you'll never get a third."
He then points in between her legs and says, "Cherry Hill."
She replies, "Well it used to be Cherry Hill, but now it's Eatontown
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