Oh no.. root beer.. you guys are so midwest, it kills me!

 

One time i was at a local restraunt up-north.. (boonies) and i was looking at the menu and the "hunters bag" looked real good, slow simmered sausage, sunny side-up eggs, crispy bacon... anyways this waitress came up to me and said, may i take your order. i was like da ****... this waitress was well over 6'.. had one front tooth and about 4 randomly spred out teeth threwout her mouth.. i see her everytime i go up-north. i call her goliath... figured that fits her well..





And i love rootbeer



m'm m'm good.. just like cambell