That Thing Got A Hemi In It?
07-17-2003, 11:31 PM
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Today 2 hours before work my boss calls me up on my cell and saysto bring some music to listen to. Hmm, why does he want me to bring some mosic with me. Well anyway, I don't ask him and when I take of for work I take a recently burned FUNK CD and some Trance and Rap too, LOL.
I get to work, punch in, and he tells me that I won't be "working" today. I'm all like WTF but he then explains that I'll be taking a little trip to another Didge dealer about 115 miles outside of town. You can imagine my reaction when he said that I'll be driving all day and right about there I'm praying that I'll be driving something nice.
He tells me that I'll be droping of one of our BRAND NEW Hemi Ram PU's and picking up a BRAND NEW Yellow SRT-4 to bring back from the dealer. At this point I'm about to explode from excitement, but I manage to keep it in. It turns out that we're trading the Ram for the SRT because we can sell the SRT quickly and they can sell the Ram a lot quicker since this is a very small town with plenty of farming. I get all the papers for the Ram, get in, and take off.
Now to the kill!!!
I'm in the Ram about 50 miles out of the city on a gorgeous stretch of EMPTY country road and I'm approaching a rail road crossing where I already see the train coming towards the intersection. I slow down and prepare to be there for a while. 2 minutes into the trains crossing (huge ******* freight train), a riced out Corolla pulls up to my right. 4 guys in the car, driver looks very young. The train passes and I'm waiting for the gate to go up when the driver and the passanger are chuckling and the passanger hits the driver upside the head.
The driver puts his head out the window (gate is up) and yells, "Hey man, that thing got a Hemi in it?". I smile and the rest of the passangers crack up too. I put it in neutral and rev to about 4K. The kid looks all cinfused and is like WTF? So I take of slowly and get about 50 yards out when the dumbass pulls right alongside of me and revs at me. I decide to play along and tell him to go on 3 honks. I honk 3 times and we take of. I instantly pull about half a truck on him and then I floor it and simply leave him in the dust about 10 cars back LOL. I keep driving down the road and come to an intersection of another huge empty country side road. I slow down on the light and wait for him to catch up. He does and his friends are laughing their asses of at him and he's cursing prettuy badly at them.
He puts his head out the window again and says that we go on the light and that I turn the 4WD off. At this point I'm dying from laughter but I manage to calm down and regain my breath. I tell him I didn't have it on and he says I'm lying. The light is about to turn green and there's really nobody in sight. I reach for the **** that controls the 4WD **** and act like I'm turning it to the 2WD (rear wheels for those who don't know) where it already was. He sees me do it and he says that now it's on. Light turns green and I floor it. I almost immediatly smoke the rears and kept doing so for the next 40 feet leaving a HUGE cloud of smoke and he's one truck behind me. I keep pulling on him till about 70MPH and put another 7 cars on him then slow down and let him catch up.
But as you all know, he does his ricer flyby and I can hear his poor little engine screaming about to die when he passed me.
A few miles ahead I see him again pulling into a rest stop and that was it for the Ram kill.
I drop the Ram off, pick up the SRT-4 and start my way back to the dealership. I have my FUNK CD cranked and come back to the same rest stop the ricer went in. I stop there, get some gas, and buy a few Beef Slim Jim's for the drive back.
I get into the car, put the windows back down and start it up again. All of a sudden somebody puts their hands on my door, guess who it is!!! It's the ricer. I say what's up and all that **** blah blah blah and he tells me that he just had the mechanics over at this rest stop install an intake and exhaust on the Corolla. I'm like OKAY, and he tells me if I wanna try racing him again in the SRT-4.
I ask if he's kidding since now I have a lighter and faster car but he says that I fucked him with the Hemi because I still had the 4WD on. I'm trying my hardest from laughing my *** of and I tell him that we'll do it on te same light as before. He goes behind the rest stops garage and pulls the car out with his friends in it again. They say their hello's and we're off. I could hear the punk *** intake sucking in air and right out the fart can it goes. The exhaust actually had a nice tip on it but still sounded like ****.
I take off and don't slow down till the light which is now just blinking yellow all the time. I wait for him to catch up while listening to my FUNK LOL. A few seconds later he arrives and lines up. He says he's confident he'll take me so he tells me to punch it and he'll play catch-up.
I smile and say okay. I turn the music totaly off and rev to about 6K and leave the tach at about 3.5K for the launch. I slip the clutch to about 7K and take of about as fast as that little sucker will go. I redline first, he's 3 cars back, redline second, he's about 10 cars back, redline third, he's waaay back. I keep pulling till about 110MPH at full boost and he's disapearing in the rear view.
Corolla was green, white 17" rims, lots of Toyota stickers and aluminum wing.
I never saw him again. LOL
I get to work, punch in, and he tells me that I won't be "working" today. I'm all like WTF but he then explains that I'll be taking a little trip to another Didge dealer about 115 miles outside of town. You can imagine my reaction when he said that I'll be driving all day and right about there I'm praying that I'll be driving something nice.
He tells me that I'll be droping of one of our BRAND NEW Hemi Ram PU's and picking up a BRAND NEW Yellow SRT-4 to bring back from the dealer. At this point I'm about to explode from excitement, but I manage to keep it in. It turns out that we're trading the Ram for the SRT because we can sell the SRT quickly and they can sell the Ram a lot quicker since this is a very small town with plenty of farming. I get all the papers for the Ram, get in, and take off.
Now to the kill!!!
I'm in the Ram about 50 miles out of the city on a gorgeous stretch of EMPTY country road and I'm approaching a rail road crossing where I already see the train coming towards the intersection. I slow down and prepare to be there for a while. 2 minutes into the trains crossing (huge ******* freight train), a riced out Corolla pulls up to my right. 4 guys in the car, driver looks very young. The train passes and I'm waiting for the gate to go up when the driver and the passanger are chuckling and the passanger hits the driver upside the head.
The driver puts his head out the window (gate is up) and yells, "Hey man, that thing got a Hemi in it?". I smile and the rest of the passangers crack up too. I put it in neutral and rev to about 4K. The kid looks all cinfused and is like WTF? So I take of slowly and get about 50 yards out when the dumbass pulls right alongside of me and revs at me. I decide to play along and tell him to go on 3 honks. I honk 3 times and we take of. I instantly pull about half a truck on him and then I floor it and simply leave him in the dust about 10 cars back LOL. I keep driving down the road and come to an intersection of another huge empty country side road. I slow down on the light and wait for him to catch up. He does and his friends are laughing their asses of at him and he's cursing prettuy badly at them.
He puts his head out the window again and says that we go on the light and that I turn the 4WD off. At this point I'm dying from laughter but I manage to calm down and regain my breath. I tell him I didn't have it on and he says I'm lying. The light is about to turn green and there's really nobody in sight. I reach for the **** that controls the 4WD **** and act like I'm turning it to the 2WD (rear wheels for those who don't know) where it already was. He sees me do it and he says that now it's on. Light turns green and I floor it. I almost immediatly smoke the rears and kept doing so for the next 40 feet leaving a HUGE cloud of smoke and he's one truck behind me. I keep pulling on him till about 70MPH and put another 7 cars on him then slow down and let him catch up.
But as you all know, he does his ricer flyby and I can hear his poor little engine screaming about to die when he passed me.
A few miles ahead I see him again pulling into a rest stop and that was it for the Ram kill.
I drop the Ram off, pick up the SRT-4 and start my way back to the dealership. I have my FUNK CD cranked and come back to the same rest stop the ricer went in. I stop there, get some gas, and buy a few Beef Slim Jim's for the drive back.
I get into the car, put the windows back down and start it up again. All of a sudden somebody puts their hands on my door, guess who it is!!! It's the ricer. I say what's up and all that **** blah blah blah and he tells me that he just had the mechanics over at this rest stop install an intake and exhaust on the Corolla. I'm like OKAY, and he tells me if I wanna try racing him again in the SRT-4.
I ask if he's kidding since now I have a lighter and faster car but he says that I fucked him with the Hemi because I still had the 4WD on. I'm trying my hardest from laughing my *** of and I tell him that we'll do it on te same light as before. He goes behind the rest stops garage and pulls the car out with his friends in it again. They say their hello's and we're off. I could hear the punk *** intake sucking in air and right out the fart can it goes. The exhaust actually had a nice tip on it but still sounded like ****.
I take off and don't slow down till the light which is now just blinking yellow all the time. I wait for him to catch up while listening to my FUNK LOL. A few seconds later he arrives and lines up. He says he's confident he'll take me so he tells me to punch it and he'll play catch-up.
I smile and say okay. I turn the music totaly off and rev to about 6K and leave the tach at about 3.5K for the launch. I slip the clutch to about 7K and take of about as fast as that little sucker will go. I redline first, he's 3 cars back, redline second, he's about 10 cars back, redline third, he's waaay back. I keep pulling till about 110MPH at full boost and he's disapearing in the rear view.
Corolla was green, white 17" rims, lots of Toyota stickers and aluminum wing.
I never saw him again. LOL
07-17-2003, 11:46 PM
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Nice man.
Yea, my father just got an '03 hemi ram, but the 2WD version which is a little quicker w/ the less weight from the 4wd dif and all...he was talking to me a few days ago on the phone about when he went to get the paper, he was coming home and a MKIII nonturbo(??) supra tried racing him at the light...my dad only took it to 65, but said he had him by a few truck lengths. I haven't driven the truck yet, but maybe soon..those things are quick...
..the funny thing is, my dad is in his late 40s and he is still racing around in a hemi, only this time it's brand new(his last hemi was a super bee from lovely '69)
Yea, my father just got an '03 hemi ram, but the 2WD version which is a little quicker w/ the less weight from the 4wd dif and all...he was talking to me a few days ago on the phone about when he went to get the paper, he was coming home and a MKIII nonturbo(??) supra tried racing him at the light...my dad only took it to 65, but said he had him by a few truck lengths. I haven't driven the truck yet, but maybe soon..those things are quick...
..the funny thing is, my dad is in his late 40s and he is still racing around in a hemi, only this time it's brand new(his last hemi was a super bee from lovely '69)
07-17-2003, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Streetrally' date='Jul 17 2003, 11:49 PM
I feel sorry for the person who buys that Neon. lol... nice kill though. Not once, not twice, but thrice the ricer kill. Kudos.
I guess nobody caught my little mistake!!!
EDIT: Well not mistake, I purposly wrote something sort of impossible, I hope someone sees it.
07-18-2003, 01:46 PM
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Thanks guys, and you really have to drive one of these trucks to feel how ******* powerfull they are. You could pretty much smoke the rears of ANY V8 pickup on the road. The engines are heavy, the rear is not, makes for lots o' fun.