I pull up to a stop light in my friend's 98 cobra (stock) and next to me I see a little lady in her 40's maybe, driving a "modded" (the quotation marks signify RICE) 99 or so Accord four door. It had some CF altezzas, dual fartcans, lots of stickers and tints all around. But perhaps worst of all was a huge banner saying " FEAR THIS". WTF, this can't be her car, probably her sons or something. I as always play a dumbass and decide to rev. She looks over and smiles and revs back. Now I'm thinking, it's on. LOL,I'm gonna race a rice accord driven by a MOM. Green hits and we both launch hard. I droped the cluch at about 3k and get a nice little chirp and go ahead by just a little. She on the other hand spun the tires hard and now I'm thinking that this rice mobile has something in it. She starts gaining on me and by the time I have to shift into second she's half a car ahead. WTF, you gotta be shitin' me. I shift at redline and she's still in first, I hear her engine climb and what happened next almost caused me a heart attack. As her engine climbs to the top of first she slows down just for a sec and then I hear PSSSSSST, OH HELL NO, that was BOV and no denying it. I pull hard in second but it was no good. All I saw was ALTEZZA'S.



I got fucked by a lady in a turbo accord. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/11.gif

LMFAO!



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hahahahah, that is freaking awesome

ahhaha, do u know how many times i did that to people, the look on the carera type S driver was so classic, as i hit 2nd and spun the tires half way through the gear and put a car on him. the "WTF thats not stock" loook :bigok: :bigok:

God dammit, I should have asked for sympathy. I swear to God I was in total awwwwwwww. Jaw to the floor hitting my belt buckle. I'd have so loved to see the specs of that setup. Maybe it was supposed to look like a ricer to haul people like me into racing, but anyways, thankfully I was alone. :rice:

So i guess you learned your lesson about racing with fords....... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/blackeye.gif

LOL yeah, but it was an Accord with stickers, and a woman driver.

Go Mom, go Mom. Haha you got your ass kicked by a Mom!!! :rice:

LMAO! oh man... was it a MILF ??? that would make it ok https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

ahah! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

I only saw her face, and from that I can say that it was a MILF.

oooo god, this is so funny, a MILF driving a rice accord.....

FAST TURBO Accord, LOL, I wasn't driving a beetle.On top of that, I shift mad quick yo, until I miss 3rd and then it's all downhill from there. Happened only 2 twice in 3 years

lol, i wonder what wouldve happen if u launch greater than 3K

I was hoping you wouldn't ask.

Great story but where was your FD at. Surly you would have smoked her in it. Accord Vrs. RX-7 i dont care if they drop a t88 your still goin to smoke em.







-=RX-7 KID=-

HAHAHA! OOWWNNEED A cobra too. Man, BAHAHA.



Theres your V8 power right there.



Forced induction THE only replacement for displacement. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

FD's coming soon, but why did you guys have to bring this thread back?

MILF -------- MILF ---------- MILF,MILF,MILF,MILF!!!!!!!!!!!

Got MILF?



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Never under-estimate a Mom driving a car, when I first got my 88 GXL I only got to drive it once or twice a week, my mom was the one that always wanted to take it out, we had fun at the track. Imagine a 47yo lady running down the track just full out racing. ahh, the good old days.

god this **** is too funny! Man i thought those cobras were supposed to be fast.... One of my buddies proved this theory true also...

What does a stock 98 Cobra run the 1/4 in?? I didn't think they were very fast. never try to race in my Wifes 00 GT Vert I know its slow. I turned down a race from a kid in a civic because I know I can only run a low 14. I know there are civics that can run in the 13's. So I save face tell them my low 14 second car is slow and I wll be happy to go get my RX-7 and whip thier cocky ass.



Sorry about the kll dude at least you had a good excuse - you tried to race her in a tank.

Theirs an Eclipse at my school that is by far the ugliest thing in the world! Huge wing,painted calipers,

stickers all over the place and like 4 computers on his dash! Yeah well he runs low 12's. But that just teaches you a very valuable lesson. Don't always assume that Rice is slow!!

That's true.. but I don't any of the ricers out there deserve any respect what so ever from the 7. (At least mostof them) But, that's just me..

When I was in my car I didn't care if I was faster. I just knew my car was 10x better looking! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Can we please drop this thread,LOL. I'm seriously not amused. I never went out like this, she was ******' FAST, and I'm not kidding.

Why does it bother you so much? That granny prolly shifted mad fast yo! Maybe next time you will catch her in her cadillac https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



Sorry...couldnt resist. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

A stock cobra is good for 300hp/FTlbs. Torque



A VTEC swap, and turbo can easily beat it. So, you arent really "owned"



Now if you two were modded..The cobra would OWN that thing. New internals, gears, and a 200 shot. That accord wouldint have a chance in hell. So, don't fret dude, becides it wasint your ride.

lol, https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

I don't know much about civics.. but all I hear is this V-tech ****.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif With a V-tech engine.. a EX civic.. only has 127hp.. even with a turbo.. you're not going to see 300hp.. With a Civic Si (160hp) V-tech engine.. you may get real lucky to see 300. At least that's my opinion..

Yeah...I was thinking the same thing. Boost just doesn't make any car fast. It prolly had alot more then a turbo.

Her car was modded to hell (I HOPE) and the Cobra was TOTALY stock. She was boostin pretty high from what I could make out. The BOV was dumping some serious ****. It sounded mean as **** and really deep. And it was an Accord not a Civic.

Had to have been modded alot! If it was a 4door then their was more wait to carry. But I cant imagine a turbo alone can push a honda faster then a stock cobra.

Comon Joe, you can't just drop a turbo into any engine without at least some minor mods to the internals. All I know is that I got my ass handed to me by an OLDER LADY in a "Fear This" Accord.

That is what I am saying!!! I am agreeing with you!!! You need to go look for that car again and see whats up https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

Not in the Cobra though, I'm hoping I catch her in the FD( SOON BABY SOON) and can actualy keep up to ask some questions. But I don't believe that'll happen.

Okay.....do me a huge favor. Don't race the car when you first get it!! I only raced it Once and I was scared to hell. Thought it was cool since I beat a new 350z but still. Get to know the car really well. Theirs a curse for beginner drivers with those things. I have driven my share of sports cars but the 7 is in its own class.

Hold on, VTEC with turbo, only 127hp? What, kind of turbo is hooked onto that manifold, one of those little party whistles? btw, there isnt a VTEC under 125 (except for the VTEC-E found in the Civic HX), so a 2hp gain is laughable



We arent talking about a Civic. This is an Accord. I don't know what breed of accord, but if it has two pipes it's a V6 Accord. Possibly the SOHC VTEC model found in in the 98-02s. That alone churns out 200 horsepower. Add good turbo kit, internals, FMIC..etc you'll be around 250-300hp. The non VTEC is good for 170, i'd imagine 240-275hp from turbocharging it. Obviously it's a very good built turbo pushing a lot of boost to kill a Cobra mustang, with 300 torque. And from the story she revved it to redline, so she's using vtec. She couldint have had anything else making her go fast..



I mean, im not a Honda guy, but if you're gonna dispute something, read up on it.



For those who don't know what VTEC is it's a VVT system Varible Valve Timing system. It's a sleeping camshaft activated at high revs. Making more power as you move up in revs, it makes the I4 a very effective powerplant.

oops.. even an Accord.. still.. 300... that's cool though.. I hope you wax her ass good in the FD.. :smirk:

This was exactly my point, thanks for putting that out there. The thing is that my Uncle has a 99 LX and that's the 4 banger. It's pretty swift (Compared to the Tempo), but I wasn't certain that the dual fart cans would be mated to the V6. The V6 is pretty nice and can put out some nice numbers, so what I'm thinking is that it was the V6 and modded internals. One can get way more than 300 out of a V6 T engine. I don't wanna sound NUTS, but I've heard and driven cars way more powerfull than 400 to the ground, and this one looked to be right up there. Deep growl and a mean BOV, plus the spooling was mad quick, the Turbo was substantialy quiet (The Cobra under WOT is NOT a quiet car) since I made it out to be charged when I heard the BOV. The thing about the cans is this, we all know ricers to pass a pipe and make a straight single exit into a dual FAKE setup. Hell, all it takes is a pipe and a TIG welder. This was the real thing, but sure as hell didn't look like much.





First of all, it's not a huge favor at all. And secondly, I have a few test drives under my belt so I know to take it easy. Thanks for the looking out bro.