I pull up to a stop light in my friend's 98 cobra (stock) and next to me I see a little lady in her 40's maybe, driving a "modded" (the quotation marks signify RICE) 99 or so Accord four door. It had some CF altezzas, dual fartcans, lots of stickers and tints all around. But perhaps worst of all was a huge banner saying " FEAR THIS". WTF, this can't be her car, probably her sons or something. I as always play a dumbass and decide to rev. She looks over and smiles and revs back. Now I'm thinking, it's on. LOL,I'm gonna race a rice accord driven by a MOM. Green hits and we both launch hard. I droped the cluch at about 3k and get a nice little chirp and go ahead by just a little. She on the other hand spun the tires hard and now I'm thinking that this rice mobile has something in it. She starts gaining on me and by the time I have to shift into second she's half a car ahead. WTF, you gotta be shitin' me. I shift at redline and she's still in first, I hear her engine climb and what happened next almost caused me a heart attack. As her engine climbs to the top of first she slows down just for a sec and then I hear PSSSSSST, OH HELL NO, that was BOV and no denying it. I pull hard in second but it was no good. All I saw was ALTEZZA'S.



I got fucked by a lady in a turbo accord. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/11.gif

LMFAO!



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hahahahah, that is freaking awesome

ahhaha, do u know how many times i did that to people, the look on the carera type S driver was so classic, as i hit 2nd and spun the tires half way through the gear and put a car on him. the "WTF thats not stock" loook :bigok: :bigok:

God dammit, I should have asked for sympathy. I swear to God I was in total awwwwwwww. Jaw to the floor hitting my belt buckle. I'd have so loved to see the specs of that setup. Maybe it was supposed to look like a ricer to haul people like me into racing, but anyways, thankfully I was alone. :rice:

So i guess you learned your lesson about racing with fords....... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/blackeye.gif

LOL yeah, but it was an Accord with stickers, and a woman driver.

Go Mom, go Mom. Haha you got your ass kicked by a Mom!!! :rice:

LMAO! oh man... was it a MILF ??? that would make it ok https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

ahah! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png