Well I pull up to a red light in my 91 eclipse and a ford probe pulls up next to me (what's with the name anyways, probe??) , I ignore him as my cars in no condition to race (burnt clutch ). Probe starts reving so i say what the hell gotta race this peice sooner or later so we pull off on the green and he slowly pulls away from me...



That didn't go down too well!



So 3 weeks later when my clutch blew i replaced it with a centerforce



Pull out of the mechanics and WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW! A Probe!!



This time i start reving like my life depended on it, well he caught my drift.. i wanted to race!

Light goes green i floor it and slap the clutch, well that felt different the wheels never spun b4 but the end of 3rd gear i was about 2 cars lenghts ahead



I think that was the best kill ever!



Then again i still haven't raced my 7

 

wait till you race youre seven,it will be verry exciting...almost as good as sex

 

Note: Not recommended clutch break-in procedure.

 

Damn, I was thinking of the exact same thing when I first read that statement.. Nice kill anyways.

 

i know but i couldn't stand probes at that point

i went from brake in clutch procedure to smoke his *** procedure

 

lol, I hear ya man. Just wouldn't want you to have to take it right back to the shop after the smoke his *** procedure, that's all.

 

ALMOST BETTER THAN SEX? racing in a seven is WAY better than sex! It never complains and always wants it harder and faster.

 

So True, But how about having sex while racing your 7

 

lol, as good as that may sound.. it's not possible. At least I don't think it is..

 

Just lean the seat back all the way and take the seat all the way back...your gonna need a REALLY flexible chick... Also she's gonna have to be the size of like that Flockhart girl from Ally McBeal. Then you can make it happen..



NOTE: Wouldn't recommend driving very fast... Just incase an *** touches the steering wheel...Steering is a little too edgy for that.