911 Just Can't Keep Up!
07-19-2003, 02:47 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Cowgill , Missouri
Posts: 370
Was driving down the highway on my way home from work, and i stopped to get gas, i pulled off the highway, got my gas, cleaned my windows and left, i went to get back on the highway and i saw a silver porsche heading my way, now this is rare people, i live in MISSOURI, in the sticks no less, well it gets closer, i have my turn signal on to get on the onramp and am getting ready to turn, when the porsche revs it and takes off down the onramp no turn signal no nothing, now i have been waiting the whole time for him to pass so i can go (i try to be a courteous driver) and that really doesn't make me happy, so i launch it at 7k down the ramp, shifting like mad and catch up to him at the bottom, he pulls out onto the highway, i pull in behind him and ride his *** (o, did i mention i have a BAD temper and tend to road rage very easily?) i get beside him on the left and no one else is anywhere near us.....so i look at him, he looks back, and older guy not OLD but about 20-25 yrs older than me (i am 21), i drop from 5 to 3 and punch it, i get ahead and i hear him give it some throttle after i am about a car length ahead, i just pour it on, and don't let off till i hit 110 (I have touring tires on my car, sue me, they were cheap) and he was still behind me...i dunno if it was non-turbo, i'd say it had to be, or he woulda killed me.....then i look down and I'm in my underwear, and there's a teletubby next to me................................................ ..............................
.................................................. ..............Then i wake up, man I hate eating spicy food before i go to bed!!!!!!!!
Sean
.................................................. ..............Then i wake up, man I hate eating spicy food before i go to bed!!!!!!!!
Sean
07-20-2003, 07:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Cowgill , Missouri
Posts: 370
Heheheheh i like to be eh...creative (irritating, retarded, whatever) you make the call :P Initially it was gonna include an older model ferrari too...but i had too much time invested in what i had already wrote and i KNEW u ppl would be REALLY mad if you read 5-6 pages of stuff then found out it was crap... :P
Sean
the Dream Racer!
SOON TO COME: Drifting Dreams...heheheh just kidding...
Sean
the Dream Racer!
SOON TO COME: Drifting Dreams...heheheh just kidding...
