i was riding with Eric Happymeal and he got pulled over for speeding. Luckily, the cop let him go after Eric gave him a blow job.

 

[quote name='CletusFD3S' date='May 12 2005, 01:38 AM']this new years, i was goign out to a big *** party like 45 min away form my house... i was running a few minutes late and was goign to make it there about 2 min before midnight..... guess what.... got pulled over AT midnight..... happy ******* newyears to me..... luckly i didnt start drinking yet. he said i was "swerving over the centerline and my brights were on"



no **** my ******* brights are on its the boonies and you cant see **** w/o em'! and i dont know how much you were drinking to think i was swerving unless you think that goign around a cornor is swerving?


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Give me your FD NOW.

 

[quote name='G2G' date='May 12 2005, 04:49 AM']You are retarded if you tried to speed on new years.



- Hand


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when did i saw i was speeding???

 

Wow. I thought I speed too much. You all have me beat.

 

yea you all ask for it, the stories are better when you dont ask for it and then make the cops look like goons.



kevin.

 

Thats why i got a radar detector. I hate being pulled over.



The only time that Baldy's seven got pulled was when I was driving it. Litrally like five mins down the road to a friends. My car was in the shop after a delivery truck ripped off its bumper. So therefore the only car was the 7. I got pulled for only one headlight, and an expired tag. Which is funny cause Baldy's job is making sure that does not happen to all the states vehicles in the fwc. But he forgot his car. haha. The cop was nice, I explained that I had no idea that the tag had expired, since I never drive that car. So like a 70 dollar fine for the tag.

 

a radar detector doesnt do any good unless its a valentine one.

 

Thats why you spend the money, mine has already paid for itself then some.

 

[quote name='Shane.Trammell' date='May 12 2005, 04:52 PM']unless its a valentine one.


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??? explaine

 

This is true imo too. Valentine1s are the only way to go here in NZ. Spendy at 1000nzd but 10x better than the competition. and it tells you the direction not to go if youre trying to evade the strong arm valentine1.com