He's pining for the Fjords of Norway

 

Bring us...a shrubbery.

 

And now...The Minister of Funny Walks

 

come see the voilence inherent in the system



mike

 

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased

to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft

of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be

pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off

the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run

down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!