Post your favorite movie quotes here.

I have 2

"the only good animal puntang is dead animal puntang"--Bill murray-caddyshack

"You cant polish a turd"--old man in Christine

 

"I say let me never be complete. I say may I never be content. I say, deliver me from Swedish furniture. I say deliver me from clever art. I say deliver me from clear skin and perfect teeth. I say you have to give up. I say evolve, and let the chips fall where they may." - Fight Club



"Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only afer you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static. Everything is evolving. Everything is falling apart." - Fight Club

 

"I'll tell you what I'd do with a million dollars; two chicks at the same time." -Office Space



"We are the the knights who say NI!!" - Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail

 

"you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?" - Happy Gilmore

 

any line from fear and loathing in las vegas

 

My favorite movie quote by far is this one by Chris Rock in Lethal Weapon 4:



"You got the right to remain silent, so shut the **** up, okay? You got the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest ******' lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochran, I'll kill ya."

 

"When you make an assumption, you make an *** out of you and 'mption." -Sam L. Jackson, Long Kiss Goodnight......badass movie

 

"Lord, bless this your Holy Hand Grenade, and may it blow up your enemies into little bitty pieces" - Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail



THat may not be 100% correct, but it's close...



"For once I think a war should be fought by the ******** that started it, and only them,..." -The Postman



If you haven't seen that movie, go rent/buy it, it's damn decent, if not long



Sean

 

'There can be only one." - Highlander

 

"Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up! ITS BOBSLED TIME!!!"



and



"I see PRIDE! I see POWER! I see a BAD MUDDA who don't take no crap from nobody!"



and



"Ya dead?"

"Ya mon, but I got to finish the race."



That is probably my fav movie of all time. I was originally do some tfatf quoting but i decided to be serious.