Well here goes, the official "You might me a ricer if..." topic.

u liked the fast and the furious movie.

You have a v-tec tattoo!

The square footage of your NOS stickers is greater than the horsepower gain.

you can fit your head in your muffler....



mike

Or if you want the decals from the movie on your car. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/rolleyes.gif

You lost your muffler on the last sppedbump you went over, but it sounds cool so you are just going to leave it off.

your car is many, many different colors (thats trying to be a ricer) not a full pledged ricer yet

I guess that's me.

You have 17 inch rims for clearance of your massive 8 inch rear drum brakes.

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not like ur car. i mean black spoiler, yellow hood, red wing, etc.

Your exhaust tip has a larger displacement than your engine.

...you wonder which body kit will make your car LOOK faster.

That makes me laugh harder than anything.

you painted your dash to match maimi....



mike

multiply the HP by 2 just to scare people away

have neons under your car to find fallen parts

have a fast and the furious t-shirt nailed on your wall above your bed

you dont know how many cylinders has a RX7

dream about 2 vtech engine in a car

your wing is too tall to fit your car in a parking garage

have autozone GTR badges on your Pulsar or 200SX

There is an APC sticker within 3 feet of your car.

ROFLMFAO

you have a "powered by" sticker on your windshield that is impossible to see through. As if we didn't know what the **** it was powered by, or cared for that matter...

if you got a vtec sticker on your non hnoda car

your new wheels have twice the diameter of the stock ones



mike

If your exhaust tip lights up with your brake light.

you got those damn lights that blink to the bass of the song playing in your car

you put altezzas on you pos 93 civic when you should have invested that money in a better car

people call it the skyline dx (its a real car)



mike

If your $6000 dollar stereo knocks your 700 lb body kit loose, which also causes your wing to crash through your big v-tec sticker on your back window, which sould have caused a large accident but there wasnt enough

hp in the car to run over the front air dam part of the body kit

u got a BIG H on ur hood. Hello dumbass like we couldnt tell it was a HONDUH

Lets not forget Japenese lettering plastered across the windshield or downt he side of the car

You have a monster tach, compleate with shift light and memory playback to insure your automatic shifts at the right time every time.

You bolt a large aluminum wing to the trunk or hatch of your front wheel drive car to gain more downforce , the bigger and ill fitting the better, helps if its mounted off center and/or crooked to counter-act the weight of the driver.. Note: it is rumored and testing has been underway as to bolting it backwords.

true, i was gonna put that one up a while ago but got pissed that AE86 was sold

lets keep this one alive *bump*

you just bought altezza lights for a supra to put in your 89 accord



mike

aha https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif