Insert BS here A place to discuss anything you want!

You Guys Are Gonna Love This...

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 01-29-2005, 08:12 AM
  #1  
Senior Member
Thread Starter
 
Shane.Trammell's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Richardson Texas
Posts: 4,326
Default

Ananova:



Man peed way out of avalanche



A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.



Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.



He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.



But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.



He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.



He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."



Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.
from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
Shane.Trammell is offline  
Old 01-29-2005, 08:16 AM
  #2  
Senior Member
 
defprun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,016
Default

how the ****!
defprun is offline  
Old 01-29-2005, 08:36 AM
  #3  
Senior Member
 
boxrs4sale's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Delaware
Posts: 682
Default

THE MAN !
boxrs4sale is offline  
Old 01-29-2005, 08:40 AM
  #4  
Senior Member
 
TyresmokinRx7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Canberra Australia
Posts: 875
Default

****, that's alot of snow man.
TyresmokinRx7 is offline  
Old 01-29-2005, 09:11 AM
  #5  
Senior Member
Thread Starter
 
Shane.Trammell's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Richardson Texas
Posts: 4,326
Default

thats a lot of beer! im wondering how long he was out there and without food. 60 beers on an empty stomach... man that guy was drunk!
Shane.Trammell is offline  
Old 01-29-2005, 11:00 AM
  #6  
Senior Member
 
ColinRX7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Canada
Posts: 3,502
Default

That's ****** awesome!
ColinRX7 is offline  
Old 01-29-2005, 12:10 PM
  #7  
Senior Member
 
Dave 88 A.E's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Scranton, Pa
Posts: 155
Default

He is my Idol. It must have ******* stunk with all that **** right outside the window.
Dave 88 A.E is offline  
Old 01-29-2005, 12:18 PM
  #8  
Senior Member
 
Seppuku's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ky
Posts: 2,723
Default

If your that drunk would you notice or even care? That guy is awesome though
Seppuku is offline  
Old 01-29-2005, 12:47 PM
  #9  
Senior Member
 
l8t apex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Bayou-self Louisiana
Posts: 947
Default

OMG its too hard to turn the car on and run it hot! **** him (drunk dude)its BS.
l8t apex is offline  
Old 01-29-2005, 12:55 PM
  #10  
Senior Member
Thread Starter
 
Shane.Trammell's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Richardson Texas
Posts: 4,326
Default

his car was probably out of gas, its not bs it was a link on drudge and thats a pretty reputable news source
Shane.Trammell is offline  


Quick Reply: You Guys Are Gonna Love This...



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:57 AM.