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Ananova: Man peed way out of avalanche A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out. But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through. He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported. He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours. |
how the ****!
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THE MAN !
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****, that's alot of snow man.
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thats a lot of beer! im wondering how long he was out there and without food. 60 beers on an empty stomach... man that guy was drunk!
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That's ****** awesome!
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He is my Idol. It must have ******* stunk with all that piss right outside the window.
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If your that drunk would you notice or even care? That guy is awesome though
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OMG its too hard to turn the car on and run it hot! **** him (drunk dude)its BS.
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his car was probably out of gas, its not bs it was a link on drudge and thats a pretty reputable news source
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thats awesome!
Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains. 4days! |
I hope if I were in the same situation, I would be able to pull something like that....
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cool thing is if he didnt make it out, i doubt he would have cared, i know i wouldnt after 60beers
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he couldve saved his liver and just ate the snow...which woudl emlt in his mouth to become water, which he'd drink and therefore have to urinate.
i say the avalanche was just a cheaters way to drink 60 beers for no reason. kevin. |
60 half litres? Shrwite.....HAHAHAH that **** is stupid.
Oh and by the way you know he had 60 cases of pork rind. He was about to eat all of that and then light his farts if the pissing thing didnt pan out! |
60 Beers!!!....SAVED HIS LIFE!....Thats awesome!,,,,,i would pass out after like 12 i think https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif
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Notes on survival...
Eating snow in a situation like that is realy really bad...at least eating allot of it... And if he started the car he would have died from carbon monixide in no time... But yeah if it is true...wow...good job man |
Originally Posted by wanksta' date='Jan 29 2005, 11:16 PM
Notes on survival...
Eating snow in a situation like that is realy really bad...at least eating allot of it... And if he started the car he would have died from carbon monixide in no time... But yeah if it is true...wow...good job man |
Originally Posted by l8t apex' date='Jan 29 2005, 10:47 AM
And how would the car run, fuel and SNOW dont mix CHIEF https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png |
I think he crashed his car on purpose JUST so he had an excuse to drink 60 1/2 bottles of beer....hmmm....too bad Okinawa doesn't have snow!
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Same topic on the mini forum was posted and here is what one guy posted, and I have a feeling he isn't lying.
Have had 2 intances where beer has saved me. instance 1 came out from doing a late night job and windscreen of mini was frozen solid so i causually drank the 6 beers i had just aquired and stood on the wings of my mini and urinated on the windscreen to clear it, which got me to the nearest garage so i could clean off the smell quickly. instance 2. driving 140km into the unknown in south africa and the mini started to over heat, so pulled over to find a split heater hose but i had lost a lot of fluids so i sat down and drank 6 beers (notice how i carry beer with me all the time)and a bottle of lemon twist wiated untill the call of nature was needed and filled my radiator up again. do you know that that car drove for years on that same antifreeze and always smelled sweet. beer can save your life in more than one way. any other stories like that? |
Originally Posted by spooliNrx7' date='Jan 30 2005, 03:27 AM
And how would the car run, fuel and SNOW dont mix CHIEF https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png
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it can also ******* kill you drinking that goddamn much...but i guess being alive for another couple years is worth it instead of sufficating to death in an audi :(
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yea he prolly couldnt start his car because it would 1. poison him, 2. car couldnt get sufficent air.
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Originally Posted by defprun' date='Jan 30 2005, 07:37 AM
it can also ******* kill you drinking that goddamn much...but i guess being alive for another couple years is worth it instead of sufficating to death in an audi :(
yeah you'd be stuck in a jetta, with 60 bottles of old milk! |
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