Are you gay?





1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard

stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back

enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of

your free time doing sit-ups, ! aerobics, and doing the

Oprah diet.



2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat

is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly

but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch

except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed.

And just think about how you call a ! dog..."Killer,

come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think

about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy,

snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so

gay.



3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby

pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are

a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que

ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled

pigs feet, or breasts. Anything else and you are in

training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.



4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom

or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.



5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like

a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be had

strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will

never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim"

and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener

tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth,

you've had a man there too.





6. If you know more than six names of colors or four

different types of dessert, you might as well be

handing out free passes to your ass. A real man

doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all

of that crap as well as all the names of all the

players in the Major league, NFL, NBA, college ball,

PGA, and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you

know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can

name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are

faggadoci! ous.





7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it......you're hungry for a meat popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger! , hold his beer, or play with the bitch in the passenger seat.



8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films,

mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is

acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who

knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above

films by yourself or with another man is likely to

result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion),

which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly.

Nothing wrong with being gay, just dont spend long periods of time making out and/or having sex in front of me. And for bloody ****, try to keep the goddamn noise down!

that's great man funny stuff https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

SHC, LOL! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

I think that thing was written by a closet homosexual He certainly wasn't very literate that doesn't even make sense??? That would essentially mean that a man never leaves the bathroom...., maybe the illiterate retard meant "The world is a man's bathroom", either way it's stupid.



That whole page looks more like some guy was feeling gay and he's homophobe, so he decided to sit down and write down all the reasons he wasn't gay.



-I don't suck on lolly pops

-I **** where I please

-etc, etc.



What a fag!

someone ha issues!!!





The FAB-FIVE LIGHT!!!!

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so did frank email this to ya? he has been down in south america for quite sometime. maybe he is changing https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

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i must be gay...see reasons 3,4,6,7,8...