TurboSmoke

Well my Gf and i were comming home from getting at the store and we are comming down this one road and i look in my right side mirror and i look over and see a car comming up real fast on my side with no headlights and i look at lindsay and said "look at this ******* comming up with no lights on." and we were comming up on a 110 degree right turn and it was sopose to be 30 around that corner and all of a suddend "SCREACHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" i look over and he is skidding around the turn right next to me. i mean right at my side door. and i had to run off the road to keep him from hitting me. well he floored it on the straight away. and almost hit a car that was 400 ft in front of me then up comes 90 degree left turn and i look at lindsay and say "hes going to loose it around this turn watch. ill bet you anything." and sure enough he lost it and hit a phone pole and a one way sign. and we pull up and ask if he is ok and he starts REVIN his car "vroooom vroooom." so i pulled up farther and pulled off the road and i was lookin for my cell phone and the one time i needed it i did not bring it. well the dude behind me brought his and he was calling but the cell would not connect. well another dude called and it took the cops 10 min to get there. and all this time the dude is trying to get his car going and get out of there b4 the cops get there. well they come and give him a sobrity test and he failed the follow the pen one then they gave him the line test. the cop demonstrated for him. and said 9 steps down 9 steps back. well he was walking like normal steps instead of toe, heal toe like you are sopose to he was walking straight but not foot over foot. he turns around and then starts walking back he made the 9 steps down but only made it 7 back and he ran out of room to walk. well the cop gave him one last test. leg out in front holding it 5-8 inches off the ground and count from 1-1000 to 30000. well he is standing there and he gets to about 8 and has to put his foot down. and he said give me the alph test i am good at that one. well he asks the cop if he failed and the cop did not want to say no. and have him get mad. well he asks if he can do it again and the cop is like. if you want. i dont care. well he places the dude under arrest and said he was arrested for dui. the cop said it was a dead give away when he saw the bracelet on the dudes arm showing he had been to a club and been drinking. so he is in jail and i was almost killed. so you almost lost me.



TurboSmoke

Leetheslacker

What was he driving?

Seppuku

Dude that was close

TurboSmoke

oh forgot to mention he was driving a 80's stationwagon with the wood lookin **** on the side. like the car from harry and the hendersons

Leetheslacker

ROFL!!!

75 Repu

Good thing you are OK.. Too many good people have been lost to drunk drivers..

Leetheslacker

Good thing he didnt hit you in his drunken station wagon driving madness. Glad to here niether you or your passenger were hurt.

JimmyJimboJet

(thanks myself for tipping the taxi driver). there are too many drunk people driving around nowadays. there was a car tonight on the way home that passed us 4 times on the same street... after pulling 2 'U'y's... yeah i'm pretty sure they were drunk.



thank god you and your wife are safe, that could've been catastrophic

Geoffman72

And I thank you for taking a cab. (if you were drunk that is )

teknics

those station wagons are TANKS. This is an unbelievable story but on christmas night (tech. day after xmas it was like 1230am) 4 kids were in a tank chevy caprice wagon, came flying down our street, the road curved before our drive way....the wagon did not. clipped my sisters integra, which hit my dad's pickup, after hitting the integra it kept going forward, hit my moms cherokee pushing it into a rock wall, the truck popped up flipped over and turned 90 degrees as it landed on our front lawn upside down which is about a foot higher then where the truck was parked. All that happened was the station wagons front headlights and bumper got messed up. Of course the only kid who cant drink legally was driving. The cops searched the wagon found like 40+ cans of beer some empty some not. then the next day we found they had hidden two 6 packs on the other side of the street.



damn chebbies..



kevin.