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Old 09-18-2003, 02:19 AM
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Yo mama's so skinny, her milkshake straw sucked her in.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:21 AM
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Yo mama's head so nappy, she goes to the HUD with a pillow stuck to her head.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:21 AM
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Yo mama so greasy, she uses bacon as a band-aid.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:22 AM
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Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:24 AM
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Yo mama's lips so big, she got my nut off (that's a rotary joke with the 54mm and the yeah yeah hey yeah).
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:25 AM
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Yo mama's glasses so thick, she looks at a map and can see people waving.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:26 AM
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Yo mama so ugly, she gotta sneak up on a glass of water.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:27 AM
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Yo mama so poor, she stepped on a cigarette butt and it got cold in yo house.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:27 AM
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Yo mama so frigid, she opened her legs and the furnace turned on.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:28 AM
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Yo mama so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her.
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