nope, its a hoax. he'll be at banzai's house whilst banzai is asleep and sneak in a few posts.

 

thats some horseshit

 

[quote name='drftk1d' date='May 10 2005, 08:44 PM']nope, its a hoax. he'll be at banzai's house whilst banzai is asleep and sneak in a few posts.


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If Banzai's asleep, I'll be sticking it to Mrs. Banzai. Just kidding buddy, you know I love ya.



So today was ******* awesome. Finally finished all the caulking, puttying, and scraping on the house, and threw on a coat of primer on two of the three walls. About 9 o'clock it starts to rain, and I've got like 40 square feet left to put primer on. Schlep all my **** inside, and it stops raining once I get it all in. So I schlep it all back outside and finish about 9:30. Throw my **** in my car and head for the apartment. Park the car in the basement garage, and head upstairs. Get to my door and it's closed and locked. My shitty plastic key card broke last semester so I'm locked out. Some jackass thought it'd be funny to pull the stop out of the door. Go back downstairs call a couple locksmiths, all closed. Call the apartment store, they tell me they'll send someone to unlock it for 45 bucks. Fine whatever, I just want to get into my apartment. So I go upstairs and sit outside my apartment... an hour later I'm still sititng there. Call them back and get put on hold. The first guy they called is aparently jerking off somewhere in a van and can't be reached so they send someone else. 30 minutes later someone shows up and unlocks my door. During this time three of my neighboors walked past and didn't say a ******* thing. The one across from me, went inside his apartment and locked the door. Yeah **** you dick. But one chick next door, asked if I was okay, and if I wanted to come in, or have a drink which was nice. Then an hour later she came back out and asked me if I wanted to go out and have a drink. I tell her I don't think anyone wants to be around a guy who rinks of BO from working all day, and is covered in paint. Anyway throw my **** inside then go back down to the garage. Dude where's my car? towed. ****.



Okay so my car didn't get towed, but the rest is true. Kind of a shitty way to end the night. And if you actually read all that, then I probably just wasted three minutes of your life, that you ain't getting back.



- Hand

 

i was gonna say something witty, but this is not the time nor the place.

 

Go for it, I'm not pissed, just tired. I think the whole situation is midly amusing. Meh, **** happens. I just put a note on the door of the chick next door saying, if she ever wanted a drink or payment for her gratitude to come on over.



- Hand

 

On a good note, I got two montecristo platinums today, as partial payment. One robusto, one lonsdale. And Sunday I was given a case of beer as well.



- Hand

 

[quote name='j9fd3s' date='May 10 2005, 08:13 PM']i was gonna say something witty, but this is not the time nor the place.


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All I caught was the word "caulking". No need to read further.

 

funny thing is i thought the same thing i didn't read anymore, heheh chaulking

 

hand knows alot about caulk. errr, ****.

 

G2G should update a blog everytime hes around then