High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,

There sits Lebanese Man, sitting oh so proudly.

Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.

Yeah, yeah.

Lebanese Man, what is the secret of your power?

Lebanese Man, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?



[spoken]

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young P-port Boy,

archrival and nemesis of Lebanese Man, with powers comparable to Lebanese Man.

What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?

That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.

How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...

with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Jon.

How 'bout the power, to move you?



[sung]

History of Lebanese Man and Young P-port Boy,

Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.

A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,

And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go!

Lebanese Man, what is the secret of your power?

Lebanese Man, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?



[spoken]

Well, Lebanese Man and Young P-port Boy joined forces;

they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,

and they called themselves Flirtacious 3. That's right,

[sung]

Me! And BT!

[BT (spoken):] That's me.

[sung]

We're now Flirtacious 3!

Come fly with me, fly!



Lebanese Man, what is the secret of your power?

Lebanese Man, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man,

Oh!

[spoken]

Take my hand!

Young P-port Boy, and we'll fly!

Bring out your broadsword.

There's the hydra.

Slice his throat!

And grab his ******.

You take the high road,

I'll take the low.

There, the crevasse,

Fill it with your mighty juice.

 

you crackas is crazy. fo real.

 

thats not mine! Honest

 

Can it be that nopistons is becoming a place for the discussion of fine art?



Or....NOT!



wtf?

 

i hate jack black and tenacious d

 

Good, more for me.

 

Jack black = fat loser.. Like me.

 

I bet he's richer than you.

 

I'll bet you a shiney nickel he's not!

 

Does anyone read this crap? Seriously? I see long stupid lyric post and just scroll further.



"I Believe I Can Fly"



I used to think that I could not go on

And life was nothing but an awful song

But now I know the meaning of true love

I'm leaning on the everlasting arms



If I can see it, then I can do it

If I just believe it, there's nothing to it



[1] - I believe I can fly

I believe I can touch the sky

I think about it every night and day

Spread my wings and fly away

I believe I can soar

I see me running through that open door

I believe I can fly

I believe I can fly

I believe I can fly



See I was on the verge of breaking down

Sometimes silence can seem so loud

There are miracles in life I must achieve

But first I know it starts inside of me, oh



If I can see it, then I can do it

If I just believe it, there's nothing to it



[Repeat 1]



Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh



If I can see it, then I can do it

If I just believe it, there's nothing to it



[Repeat 1]



Hey, if I just spread my wings

I can fly

I can fly

I can fly, hey

If I just spread my wings

I can fly

Fly-eye-eye