Wtf Is With These Drivers?
04-06-2004, 09:03 PM
#71
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Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Apr 6 2004, 02:28 PM
I can see it now, we head over to mazdadrifters place for a BBQ.
"wow, how do you keep your lawn so lush and green" "your flowers are beautiful"
"The secret is people!" LOL
"wow, how do you keep your lawn so lush and green" "your flowers are beautiful"
"The secret is people!" LOL
04-06-2004, 09:28 PM
#72
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Location: Jensen Beach, FL / Sylva, NC
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Tell me if I have this straight.
- Wife drove the speed limit the dude behind her didn't like it.
- Despite many attempts to pass dudes car just cannot pull off the task.
- So he follows her home as he is road raging to scare her.
- Is too stupid to realize we live in the age of Cel phones and does not count on hubby waiting in driveway for him.
- Suddenly his road rage disapears and he tears away urinating in his pants.
- He goes home to change said pants and hears a car pull up.
- He goes to balcony to see Phins standing behind his car - he urinates his pants again.
- He decides if he uses the "F" word it will scare Phins away.
- Phins answers back with more "F" words - More urine
- Phins heads home.
So do I have a general grasp of the situation?
If someone follows my wife home 3" from her bumper all the way. I would be waiting in the driveway with my floor jack handle. I dont own a gun.
- Wife drove the speed limit the dude behind her didn't like it.
- Despite many attempts to pass dudes car just cannot pull off the task.
- So he follows her home as he is road raging to scare her.
- Is too stupid to realize we live in the age of Cel phones and does not count on hubby waiting in driveway for him.
- Suddenly his road rage disapears and he tears away urinating in his pants.
- He goes home to change said pants and hears a car pull up.
- He goes to balcony to see Phins standing behind his car - he urinates his pants again.
- He decides if he uses the "F" word it will scare Phins away.
- Phins answers back with more "F" words - More urine
- Phins heads home.
So do I have a general grasp of the situation?
If someone follows my wife home 3" from her bumper all the way. I would be waiting in the driveway with my floor jack handle. I dont own a gun.
04-06-2004, 09:30 PM
#73
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Location: Stuart, FL
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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Apr 6 2004, 07:28 PM
Tell me if I have this straight.
- Wife drove the speed limit the dude behind her didn't like it.
- Despite many attempts to pass dudes car just cannot pull off the task.
- So he follows her home as he is road raging to scare her.
- Is too stupid to realize we live in the age of Cel phones and does not count on hubby waiting in driveway for him.
- Suddenly his road rage disapears and he tears away urinating in his pants.
- He goes home to change said pants and hears a car pull up.
- He goes to balcony to see Phins standing behind his car - he urinates his pants again.
- He decides if he uses the "F" word it will scare Phins away.
- Phins answers back with more "F" words - More urine
- Phins heads home.
So do I have a general grasp of the situation?
If someone follows my wife home 3" from her bumper all the way. I would be waiting in the driveway with my floor jack handle. I dont own a gun.
- Wife drove the speed limit the dude behind her didn't like it.
- Despite many attempts to pass dudes car just cannot pull off the task.
- So he follows her home as he is road raging to scare her.
- Is too stupid to realize we live in the age of Cel phones and does not count on hubby waiting in driveway for him.
- Suddenly his road rage disapears and he tears away urinating in his pants.
- He goes home to change said pants and hears a car pull up.
- He goes to balcony to see Phins standing behind his car - he urinates his pants again.
- He decides if he uses the "F" word it will scare Phins away.
- Phins answers back with more "F" words - More urine
- Phins heads home.
So do I have a general grasp of the situation?
If someone follows my wife home 3" from her bumper all the way. I would be waiting in the driveway with my floor jack handle. I dont own a gun.
04-06-2004, 09:45 PM
#74
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Location: Jensen Beach, FL / Sylva, NC
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Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Apr 6 2004, 07:53 PM
QUOTE (ikrazygluebrokenapexseals @ Apr 6 2004, 05:07 PM)
no time to think up a witty response, too busy counting your whiny self indulgent posts.
Yea i imagine that will take a while, you don't seem too bright
no time to think up a witty response, too busy counting your whiny self indulgent posts.
Yea i imagine that will take a while, you don't seem too bright
BTW - Phins you act like you freaking own this place and I dont like it one bit.
04-06-2004, 09:52 PM
#75
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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Apr 6 2004, 07:45 PM
Dammit!! You can see their posts when you quote them and I have them ignored.
BTW - Phins you act like you freaking own this place and I dont like it one bit.
BTW - Phins you act like you freaking own this place and I dont like it one bit.
LOL, thanks for keeping me grounded. Honestly I feel sorry for the dumb bastard that does run this place.
04-06-2004, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Eyxom' date='Apr 6 2004, 07:54 PM
Yea what an ***... He never sent me my hoodie. 
hehe
I got me some non-hoodies though and whole boat load of beer glasses.... man do I have a nice stash of beer glasses... oh sorry sold out.
