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Old Oct 1, 2002 | 05:30 PM
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CONFIDENTAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL



FROMR KELVIN OJO



DEAR SIR



I AM DR. KELVIN OJO AN ACCOUNTANT (FOREIGN PAYMENT DEPT) WITH THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF TRANSPORT LAGOS- NIGERIA.



WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF SOME SENIOR OFFICALS OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA,AND THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE, WE WANT TO TRANSFER THE SOME OF THIRTY-FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS OUT OF MY COUNTRY, NIGERIA. THE THIRTY-FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS IS AN ACCUMULATION OF OVER-INVOICED CONTRACTS WHICH HAS ALREADY BEEN EXECUTED AND COMMISSIONED. THIS AMOUNT STILL LIES IN THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF TRANSPORT SUSPENCE ACCOUNT WITH THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA(CBN).



AS CIVIL SERVANTS WE CANNOT OPERATE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT BECAUSE THE CODE OF CONDUCT ACT IN NIGERIA MAKES IT AN OFFENCE FOR ANY PUBLIC OFFICER TO OPERATE FOREIGN ACCOUNT. IT IS AS A RESULT OF THIS THAT WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO MAKE USE OF YOUR PRIVATE/ COMPANY'S ACCOUNT TO TRANSFER THE SAID SUM.



PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL MODALITIES HAS BEEN WORKED OUT FOR A SMOOTH AND HITCH-FREE TRANSFER OF THE US$35MILLION INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, WITHIN TEN WORKING DAYS OF GETTING YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE AND CONSENT.



YOU WOULD BE ENTITLED TO 30% OF THE $35,000,000:00 FOR PROVIDING US AN ACCOUNT, 65% WOULD COME TO US IN NIGERIA, AND THE REMAINING 5% WOULD BE USED TO OFFSET ALL LOCAL/FOREIGN EXPENDITURE ON THE FOLLOWING GROUNDS.



(A) THAT WE ARE SATISFIED ON ALL GROUNDS THAT OUR SHARE OF THE FUND WOULD BE GIVEN TO US AFTER TRANSFERENCE.



(B) THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS TREATED WITH UTMOST CONFIDENCE,SECRECY AND ABSOLUTE SINCERITY, WHICH IT DEMANDS.



IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THE PROPOSAL, YOU CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH MY E MAIL ADDRESSES:kelvin1@epatra.com

TO ENABLE US DISCUSS FURTHER DETAILS ON THE

TRANSACTION. YOU ARE ALSO REQUIRED TO PROVIDE A SECURED TELEPHONE AND FAX FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS TRANSACTION.



EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST



YOURS FAITHFULLY,



DR.KELVIN OJO.
Old Oct 1, 2002 | 05:32 PM
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HOLY CRAP LOL
Old Oct 1, 2002 | 05:36 PM
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HA HA jackass sent me two emails too.
Old Oct 1, 2002 | 06:04 PM
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I've seen that scam several times. People really fall for it too!
Old Oct 1, 2002 | 06:09 PM
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The sad part is that Americans are taken for about $1 million per day because of this scam. I think I am just going to give up on the whole college/work thing and start scamming stoopid people. :evildeal:
Old Oct 1, 2002 | 06:11 PM
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I can't even believe that some jackass would go for this ****. Seems almost impossible to me.
Old Oct 1, 2002 | 06:24 PM
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Oh yeah, like a country like Nigeria has SOOO much left over money that they need to stash it in American banks! They don't need it for anything else over there do they?!?!?!

What kind of retard would even believe that!?!?!
Old Oct 1, 2002 | 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by SpecialT' date='Oct 1 2002, 10:24 AM
Oh yeah, like a country like Nigeria has SOOO much left over money that they need to stash it in American banks! They don't need it for anything else over there do they?!?!?!

What kind of retard would even believe that!?!?!
where is bigtime? J/K
Old Oct 1, 2002 | 06:32 PM
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Wow can I get in on this TOOOO?!



Damn me and my morals, I could be so rich...
Old Oct 1, 2002 | 06:52 PM
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I'll just have them send cash...I'll take care of all the details after that.

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