1988RedT2

I seriously got this email.



UK NATIONAL LOTTERY

P O Box 1010

Liverpool, L70 1NL

UNITED KINGDOM

(Customer Services)

Ref: UK/9420X/05

Batch: 074/05/ZY369





WINNING NOTIFICATION

We happily announce to you the draw (#978) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,

online Sweepstakes program held on 17th Feb, 2007. Your e-mail

attached

to ticket number:5647560054 188 with Serial number 5368/02 jackpot

lotto

winners drew the lucky numbers-02-06-21-34-35-49-(46-)"bonus no 46.

that won"you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e. match 5 plus bonus.

You

have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £250.000( pound

sterling)

in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03 in a total sum of

£1,000,000 (pounds

sterlings) lotto jackpot shared amongst the first four (4) lucky

winners in this

category i.e. Match 5 plus! Bonus with percentage 16.9% .All

participants for

the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites

through

computer draw system from over 100,000 union, associations, and

corporate

bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place weekly.

Please note

that your lucky winning number falls within our London booklet

representative

office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this,

Your £250,000

(pound sterling) would be released to you by any of our payment

offices in

Europe.Our fiduciary agent will immediately commence the process to

facilitate

the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.For security

reasons,

you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till

your claims

is processed and your money remitted to you. Please be warned.For

payment,

please our Fiduciary Agent.



FULL NAME:.....................

SEX:...........................

MARITAL STATUS:................

ADDRESS:.......................

COUNTRY:.......................

PHONE NUMBER:..................

OCCUPATION:....................

AGE:...........................



Name: Fin Luis

E-mail: agent_luisfin@yahoo.com

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY FIDUCIARY AGENT



CONGRATULATIONS from me and members of staff of the UK NATIONAL

LOTTERY.



Yours faithfully,



Brain Hunt.

Online coordinator

Sweepstakes Program

Brain Hunt

ColinRX7

wow





i think the people that make up these things should really start checking out more books written in english









you know, to kind of get the general idea about how sentinces are formed and verbs are used.

Baldy

haha, brain.

jds88vert

but the grammatical errors are what make them so fun!!

ExplicitRotary

That was suppose to be confidential

rowtareh

....brain instead of brian.



and it actually asks for your sex?

ExplicitRotary

They need to know just in case, for sexual harassment reasons.

1988RedT2

WTF? Now today I get this one!



FIRST DRAW OF THE YEAR



Ref: UK/9420X2/68

Batch: 074/05/ZY369

IRISH LOTTO Headquarters:

P O Box 1010

11 G Lower Dorset Street, Dublin 1, Ireland

(Customer Services)



WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw (#1004)

of the IRISH LOTTERY online Sweepstakes International program

this 1st quarter of 2007. You are getting the final NOTIFICATION Your

e-mail address attached to ticket number : 56475600545 188 with Serial

number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers 16-17-20-28-31-35,

Bonus 04 which subsequently made you the winner for this year.

you are therefore been approved to claim a total sum of

350,000.00( Three Hundred And Fifty Thousand Euros)

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:



MR NATE JOHNSON.

Email:nate_johnsoncontact@yahoo.co.uk

Tel: 44-702-403-1463

Congratulations from me and members of

staff

of THE IRISH LOTTERY.





Yours faithfully,

Deborah Clark(Mrs)

Online coordinator for IRISH NATIONAL

LOTTERY

Sweepstakes International.

1988RedT2

And this one! It's an epidemic!



Dear Sir/Madam,





I am Mr. Alexei Zakharenko a personal treasurer to Mikhail Khodorkovsky the Richest man in Russia and owner of the following companies:Chairman CEO: YUKOS OIL (Russian Largest Oil Company) Chairman CEO: Menatep SBP Bank (A well reputable financial institution with its Branches all over the world)

SOURCE OF FUNDS:

I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$100.5M,which I seek your Partnership in accommodating for me.

You will be rewarded with 4% of The total sum for your partnership. Can you be my partner on this?







INTRODUCTION OF MY SELF

As a personal consultant to him, authority Was handed over to me in transfer of money of an American oil merchant For his last oil deal with my boss Mikhail Khodorkovsky.Already the

funds have left the shore of Russia to an European private Bank where the

final crediting is

expected to be carried out.While I was on the process, My Boss got arrested for his Involvement in politics by financing the leading And opposing political parties (the Union of Right Forces,led by Boris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party Led by Gregor Yavlinsky) which poses treat to President Vladimir Putin Second Tenure as Russian president.

You can catch more of the story on This website:

http://www.yukos.com

http://news.ft.com/cms/4bb9612a-d254-11d8-...000e2511c8.html

http://www.hoovers.com/yukos/--ID__53700--...factsheet.xhtml

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=4105663

http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&...ia_khodorkovsky





YOUR ROLE:

All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the Above quoted Sum and I will re-profile the funds with your name, which will enable The European bank transfer the sum to

you. I have

decided to use this Sum to relocate to American continent and never to be connected to any Of Mikhail hodorkovsky conglomerates. The transaction has to be Concluded In 2 (two) weeks because nobody knows when ikhail Khodorkovsky will out of jail. As Soon as I confirm your readiness to conclude the transaction ith me, Will provide you with the details.

Thank you very much.

Regards

Alexei Zakharenko [Mr]

machineRX

dang, i thought that I was the richest man i russia...