I've never had nausea that woke me up. But I was up at 2 am this morning, stomach threatening to go crazy. Dazed in and out of consciousness on the couch, which is pretty much what I've been doing all day. That, and shittin' water out my ***, and a fever (100.8 last time I checked). Sharted a wee bit earlier today, kind of hard to tell the difference between **** and methane when it's all liquid. YEAH, I WENT THERE. WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT. All my muscles hurt. Haven't eaten anything but a bowl of cereal all day.

 

can i get some pweeese i want to throw water outta my ****..



Im actually sick, Last time i got sick with a sore throat and flem was 4 years ago lol, and i had a case of acute asthma also last time was 5 years ago, Fucked up my record lol



Sounds like fun. Put a small towel between ure *** when u go to sleep so u dont **** ure boxers or girlfreinds



Works for mE

 

dude, i had that **** ALL last week, i just ate a bunch of sudafed, drank a shitload of water, dayquil & nightquile for 3 days(stayed home) and i was back to normal. if you can, try that, it worked for me and everyone in my office that got it after me...shitty viruses..hope you get better, cause it ****** blows!



(also, dont drive and take sudafed & nightquil/dayquil at the same time, very dangerous, it almost wastes you)

 

yeah i drank a tiny bit of nyquil and took a quick drive man, not good not good at all

 

what ever happend to that thread that talked about cutting a cardboard box with ur *** spray, that was here right? what am i asking, where else could i hear that.

 

LMFAO!!! Sharted!!!!

 

I've been sick twice this month, and I rarely get sick. The first was definitely flu. The second some kind of narsty stomach virus. The month of March has sucked royal.



Happy sharting! I hope your stool returns to solid form soon.

 

I'm feeling well enough to be at work today, finally don't have a fever. I probably won't **** for a week.

 

That's rad - over *chhhhh*

 

im glad i only had grogginess and a bad cough...