so our crackhead sales manager decides to sell a car. and this car is parked in by another car. now, most people, would go grab the keys, but this guy gets his jeep, and hooks a chain up the car in the way, and pulls it out of the way.



so by monday morning it looks like someone tried to steal this car, we're thinking about filing a police report....



then it comes out that the crackhead had told someone he did it, he didnt remember



the whole time the keys were hanging on the keyboard, right where they were supposed to be....



wow....

 

personally, when i need to move cars i like to ram them outta the way with my chebby.

 

And so why does this guy have the sales manager job? I guess he will be gone and just another story in a few months, as the life expectency of sales managers is very short in most dealerships.....

 

yeah he's gonna like forget he works here and start working somewhere else or be fired in short order.... he does things that baffle the owners, and they are nuts too

 

Park his Jeep in front of the '07 models. When he has to tow it out of the way, he'll get confused.



Steve

 

I just noticed that "wow" turned upside down spells "mom".

 

aww, or for you; moo....

 

Are you sayin' my mom's fat?

 

All I'm saying is.............................



5 Pounds of flour and still no wet spot!

 

time to just make pizza with that or something