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Old 04-27-2003, 03:19 PM
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... a bottle of Whiskey. Here's some amusement for you guys.



I take my sister (15 years old, permit) for some driving lessons today and my mom has to come along because I'm NOT 21 yet. So she sits in the back and I'm in the passanger seat and my sis is driving.



A few facts about my sister's driving:



1: She can't negate turns

2: She can't judge how fast she's going

3: She ran 2 red lights today

4: She won't stop when I tell her to, it's like I'm not there

5: She drives WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to ******* fast for someone who's been driving less than 5 hours on the street.

6: She's way over confident, and my mom doesn't make it easy.



My mom tells me, "Son, you run the show, and I'll just be there to sit and watch, for the legal reasons."



I was yelling so much it's not even funny. I was scared so many times I thought I'd loose my life. 6 TIMES.



My mom kept interupting and giving her advice regardles of the fact that she said she was going to be quiet.



Here's the worst part. The reason my sister drives like this is because of mom. My mom keeps loosening her up and telling her that she's doing great. "Oh honey, you're dong just fine, don't worry about that stop sign, your driving is perfect."



I can't ******* stand this anymore, my dad wants to pay for lessons and I tell him, "Dad don't, I'll teach her." He knew this was gonna happen. My mom makes my sister overconfident and that's what makes my sister feel like she's the only one on the road. I'm ******' furious, I can't believe this ****. We just got into a HUGE fight and ****, I was ready to explode.



My sister doesn't need to be encouraged, she needs to be scared and tense, that's the only way she'll pay attention and won't make mistakes. When people are scared of driving or whatever, they'll be more aware and my sister's IS NOT SCARED, thanks to my mom. I'm NEVER gornna take them anywhere again. I SWEAR TO GOD I WON'T.





Sorry for the bitchin', I didn't know whom else to turn to, my dad's watching a soccer tournament 100 miles out of town.
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Old 04-27-2003, 03:34 PM
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She's fast and you're furious.



My sister used to drive just like that, and the more comments I made, the worse she did. You need to let her drive without making her nervous, and your mom needs to let her know when she makes a mistake.
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Old 04-27-2003, 03:41 PM
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Bus Pass. . . .
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Old 04-27-2003, 04:04 PM
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It seems that all young girls drive like that... Hmmm...
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Old 04-27-2003, 04:53 PM
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And it seems young girls always run into ****. I dont know 1 girl that hasent been in a wreck. And i hate riding with females .. they scare the **** out of me. Because i know they are retarded at the wheel ... and dont give me any of this 'not every girl is' because i know not every girl is, but 99% of them are. And 100% of asian females are. Its like they think they are in some go karts that drive themselves. Ive never hit anything, and ive never been hit... mainly because im a defensive driver and i watch other cars around me. I can make important decisions and execute them in milliseconds while taking into account the cars speed, distance and surroundings. The reasoning behind this is the way the mind works. Men are better at decision making simply because of the more logical mind workings of the male along with the dominence factor. While women rely more on a "protector" (male) to usually make these types of decisions. Its been done through human time, thats how it is, thats how it will stay. Its instinctive. If you want to argue that point with me and think im a raging sexisit, go ahead, but i asure you i will win. I think because of these points women should be subjected to more intense training, along with teenage boys. Teenage boys are stupid because they think they know everything, hence why they all crash. Once they get out of that stage they are usually better drivers. Women dont have the problem boys do, theres is more attention related. You get 4 girls in a car, and tell me if the driver is paying attention.. lol ****..
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Originally Posted by sidewinderx7' date='Apr 27 2003, 04:53 PM
I can make important decisions and execute them in milliseconds while taking into account the cars speed, distance and surroundings.
Exactly, I'm just like that. I took my mom AutoXing with me once (What was I to do, she asked nicely, and gave a full tank of gas). I'm driving a C4 Corvette with a modified suspension, about another 50 horses on top of stock, and the 6 speed (Friend's car). She's sitting there in awe asking me how I can drive this fast, look out for the cones, shift a manual tranny and still speak to her like we're sitting down for lunch. I was kinda confused and she says, "There's no way I could do all of that at the same time!", I was laughing my *** off.



Women can't comprehend things as quickly as men can. I mean, when I was driving that car, I wasn't thinking about shifting and all that ****, it just came naturally. You know, you don't think, you just know you have to do it, and you do it. That's it.
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god forbid if the girl is polish...i got my leg broken and 8 bruised ribs because of a polish girl that though the red light meant "hit the gas and dent the floorboard"



******* cell phones, radio blasting, and talking to her friends that where in the car.





and that is how the mustang died..........and the rx7 sickness started
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Old 04-27-2003, 06:29 PM
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i dont agree with srce- that stereotype is almost always true, but i have a personal experience to prove that its not true in all cases! but yes in most
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nothing is ever true 100%, but it can be 99.9%
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not all bad drivers are wemon, but all wemon are bad drivers



I hate hate hate teenage girl drivers, because it is never their fault when they **** up. Im scared to death of them.
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