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Junior Member
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 16
From: Cedarville NJ
My away message for aim fits this thread nicely!
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline!
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4.
- If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press. Nobody will answer.
- If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are AND we are out to get you. Just stay on the line while we trace your call.
- If you are **** retentive, press 1, 5, 6, 8 and the # simultaneously, while standing on one foot and hopping.
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4.
- If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press. Nobody will answer.
- If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are AND we are out to get you. Just stay on the line while we trace your call.
- If you are **** retentive, press 1, 5, 6, 8 and the # simultaneously, while standing on one foot and hopping.
Junior Member
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 16
From: Cedarville NJ
Then I'm just a failure.
Hmm. Say someone has two personalities;
One personality Tries to fail, and succeeds.
The other tries to fail, and fails.
Which personality wins??? That'd **** with a skitzo's head haha.
