And now,



"if I said you had a beutiful body would you hold it against me?"

 

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.



Mark

 

[quote name='1988RedT2' date='Jul 18 2005, 10:18 PM']Personally, I see no humor in dead baby jokes, but my favorite pick-up line has got to be:



Hi. Can you help me look for my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.


[/quote]

What do you get a dead baby for his birthday?

A dead puppy!



Mark