Ooh dead baby jokes!



What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

You don't *** in an apple before you eat it.



I think the bar has been raised.



Mark

 

It indeed has. I know some others, but that is the best. I withdraw.

 

[quote name='sweet7' date='Jul 17 2005, 05:02 PM']It indeed has. I know some others, but that is the best. I withdraw.


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Best as opposed to worst? Because I have some worse ones, but worse in so far as I wouldn't post them on here.



Mark

 

do you work at subway?



cause you just gave me a footlong.

 

that shirts very becoming on you, but then again, if i were on you, id be cumming too

 

No I'm not a Cop, what can I get for 50 bucks?



You are so hot I'd suck a fart from your *** and hold it like a bong hit.

 

Q:What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling *****?



You can't unload a truck full of bowling ***** with a pitchfork.

 

What's red and blue and is found at the bottom of swimming pools?

A baby with burst armbands.



Mark

 

whats more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?



























ripping it back off again!

 

Personally, I see no humor in dead baby jokes, but my favorite pick-up line has got to be:



Hi. Can you help me look for my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.