[quote name='jhammons01' date='Jul 15 2005, 09:41 PM']I have "no" Sig!!!!



You'll just have to look at teh funni


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Some guy tried that line on me earlier tonight, but because of your post I knew to tell him to back the hell up. Thanks for saving me from some unwanted fornication!

 

anything with quotes from teknics or frestylefc3s is probably funny

 

on the contrary anything from colin is likely not funny, colin you best be on your way to the meet, i have a spare seat for ya

 

[quote name='sweet7'sgirl69' date='Jul 16 2005, 12:08 AM']Some guy tried that line on me earlier tonight, but because of your post I knew to tell him to back the hell up. Thanks for saving me from some unwanted fornication!


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We do what we can ma'am. Just looking out for the general public welfare

 

[quote name='jhammons01' date='Jul 16 2005, 09:44 AM']We do what we can ma'am. Just looking out for the general public welfare






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Haha, thanks Agent Friday, I feel so much safer knowing that there are outstanding officers such as yourself watching out for innocent citizens like lil ol' me and protecting us from the scum of the earth, AKA bad pick up line users

 

[quote name='sweet7'sgirl69' date='Jul 16 2005, 02:48 PM']Haha, thanks Agent Friday, I feel so much safer knowing that there are outstanding officers such as yourself watching out for innocent citizens like lil ol' me and protecting us from the scum of the earth, AKA bad pick up line users


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You must be tired...you've been running through my mind all night



Nice shoes...wanna ****



I'd like to take you on a triple m shot; movies, mcdonald's and the motel parking lot.

 

[quote name='89 Rag' date='Jul 16 2005, 01:56 PM']You must be tired...you've been running through my mind all night



Nice shoes...wanna ****



I'd like to take you on a triple m shot; movies, mcdonald's and the motel parking lot.


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Are you ok? Did it hurt? ....when you fell from Heaven I mean....







Personally I prefer dead baby jokes.



Q: How do you get dead babys out of a blender?

A: With tortilla chips

 

[quote name='sweet7' date='Jul 16 2005, 03:32 PM']Are you ok? Did it hurt? ....when you fell from Heaven I mean....

Personally I prefer dead baby jokes.



Q: How do you get dead babys out of a blender?

A: With tortilla chips


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lol, I thought the answer was leave the lid off while it's running but that's good too.

 

[quote name='89 Rag' date='Jul 16 2005, 02:56 PM']You must be tired...you've been running through my mind all night



Nice shoes...wanna ****



I'd like to take you on a triple m shot; movies, mcdonald's and the motel parking lot.


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Wow, those are pretty awesome/horrible. The last one's the best, surprisingly I've never heard it before. The best cheesy pick up lines I've heard came from my best friend's ex-stepdad. They were, "Do you hear that ticking? Because you're da bomb!" and "Your mom must be a drug dealer, because you're dope!" Whoever came up with those deserve to be shot numerous times.

 

[quote name='sweet7' date='Jul 16 2005, 03:32 PM']Are you ok? Did it hurt? ....when you fell from Heaven I mean....

Personally I prefer dead baby jokes.



Q: How do you get dead babys out of a blender?

A: With tortilla chips


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That is so horribly wrong in so many ways! The only kind of girl you could get with that is some lesbian vampire who likes to suck on tampons (don't ask, I read about it in British Maxim or something like that)!!!! I'm ashamed to say that I know you. Hehe, just kidding sweetie pie