Honestly, who does. And don't ask for a ******* poll, they are gay like you.



I think that nopistons94 does. And RR7, you need to switch yours up a bit.

you'd win for the lamest avatar

[quote name='nopistons94' date='Jul 15 2005, 11:53 PM']you'd win for the lamest avatar


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at least i can drive over a rock, or hit a pothole on the road. you do that in the fd, and you immediately pull over and inspect the car for damage. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



have fun with your range rover homie.

range rover would eat a Jeep in offroading anyday, truck chassis bitches

[quote name='nopistons94' date='Jul 15 2005, 11:56 PM']range rover would eat a Jeep in offroading anyday, truck chassis bitches


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https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif Like I ******* care?



Honestly. Throw 10,000 into a jeep, throw 10,000 into a range rover. See what you would get. The jeep would be a snarling beast, with big 35 inch tires, climbing over boulders. The range rover would have a plasma tv, and a 4000 watt stereo system. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

but thats what I like lol, im not a fan of tall things or things that have tires that drone more than my FD's exhaust on the highway.. but thats just me like you said, we each like our own thing. Honeslty, when i see a jeep "hooked up" or whatever they call it, i just think its ghey. I like them with just bigger tires and thats about it.

Eh, whatever. Off roading is cool I think.

its cool, its just not my style. I like offroading to go like camping and stuff but not to see how big of a rock I can climb, I think thats just corny. But i love the outdoors and hiking/camping and such cept for bugs, Hate them

[quote name='nopistons94' date='Jul 16 2005, 12:08 AM']its cool, its just not my style. I like offroading to go like camping and stuff but not to see how big of a rock I can climb, I think thats just corny. But i love the outdoors and hiking/camping and such cept for bugs, Hate them


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dude, everyone hates bugs. comes with the territory.

*grabs sammyich and soda*

my sig is hot motha fuckas. DONT HATE!!!!!

[quote name='ROTARYROCKET7' date='Jul 16 2005, 12:31 AM']my sig is hot motha fuckas. DONT HATE!!!!!


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mah boy!

I have "no" Sig!!!!



You'll just have to look at teh funni

I cant upload a sig=( does it take long? or sumethin? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

https://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y2.../humor_faf.jpg

I couldn't figure out how to upload a pic for my gays sig either. But I managed to update my profile!!!!! (take a look)

[quote name='jhammons01' date='Jul 15 2005, 09:18 PM']I couldn't figure out how to upload a pic for my gays sig either. But I managed to update my profile!!!!! (take a look)


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Ha Ha ! gary the retard https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

most people have humongous sigs, its annoying as ****. if it takes up more than a third of my screen i dont like you anymore.

see, this guys cool. someone buy him a slurpee.

How about I buy you a **** sammich!!!!

[quote name='jhammons01' date='Jul 15 2005, 09:41 PM']I have "no" Sig!!!!



You'll just have to look at teh funni


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Some guy tried that line on me earlier tonight, but because of your post I knew to tell him to back the hell up. Thanks for saving me from some unwanted fornication!

anything with quotes from teknics or frestylefc3s is probably funny

on the contrary anything from colin is likely not funny, colin you best be on your way to the meet, i have a spare seat for ya

[quote name='sweet7'sgirl69' date='Jul 16 2005, 12:08 AM']Some guy tried that line on me earlier tonight, but because of your post I knew to tell him to back the hell up. Thanks for saving me from some unwanted fornication!


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We do what we can ma'am. Just looking out for the general public welfare



http://www.catb.org/~esr/writings/dr...p00002.idx.jpg

[quote name='jhammons01' date='Jul 16 2005, 09:44 AM']We do what we can ma'am. Just looking out for the general public welfare



http://www.catb.org/~esr/writings/dr...p00002.idx.jpg


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Haha, thanks Agent Friday, I feel so much safer knowing that there are outstanding officers such as yourself watching out for innocent citizens like lil ol' me and protecting us from the scum of the earth, AKA bad pick up line users https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif

[quote name='sweet7'sgirl69' date='Jul 16 2005, 02:48 PM']Haha, thanks Agent Friday, I feel so much safer knowing that there are outstanding officers such as yourself watching out for innocent citizens like lil ol' me and protecting us from the scum of the earth, AKA bad pick up line users https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif


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You must be tired...you've been running through my mind all night



Nice shoes...wanna ****



I'd like to take you on a triple m shot; movies, mcdonald's and the motel parking lot.

[quote name='89 Rag' date='Jul 16 2005, 01:56 PM']You must be tired...you've been running through my mind all night



Nice shoes...wanna ****



I'd like to take you on a triple m shot; movies, mcdonald's and the motel parking lot.


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Are you ok? Did it hurt? ....when you fell from Heaven I mean....







Personally I prefer dead baby jokes.



Q: How do you get dead babys out of a blender?

A: With tortilla chips https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

[quote name='sweet7' date='Jul 16 2005, 03:32 PM']Are you ok? Did it hurt? ....when you fell from Heaven I mean....

Personally I prefer dead baby jokes.



Q: How do you get dead babys out of a blender?

A: With tortilla chips https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif


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lol, I thought the answer was leave the lid off while it's running but that's good too.

[quote name='89 Rag' date='Jul 16 2005, 02:56 PM']You must be tired...you've been running through my mind all night



Nice shoes...wanna ****



I'd like to take you on a triple m shot; movies, mcdonald's and the motel parking lot.


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Wow, those are pretty awesome/horrible. The last one's the best, surprisingly I've never heard it before. The best cheesy pick up lines I've heard came from my best friend's ex-stepdad. They were, "Do you hear that ticking? Because you're da bomb!" and "Your mom must be a drug dealer, because you're dope!" Whoever came up with those deserve to be shot numerous times.

[quote name='sweet7' date='Jul 16 2005, 03:32 PM']Are you ok? Did it hurt? ....when you fell from Heaven I mean....

Personally I prefer dead baby jokes.



Q: How do you get dead babys out of a blender?

A: With tortilla chips https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif


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That is so horribly wrong in so many ways! The only kind of girl you could get with that is some lesbian vampire who likes to suck on tampons (don't ask, I read about it in British Maxim or something like that)!!!! I'm ashamed to say that I know you. Hehe, just kidding sweetie pie https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683827.gif

Ooh dead baby jokes!



What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

You don't cum in an apple before you eat it.



I think the bar has been raised.



Mark

It indeed has. I know some others, but that is the best. I withdraw.

[quote name='sweet7' date='Jul 17 2005, 05:02 PM']It indeed has. I know some others, but that is the best. I withdraw.


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Best as opposed to worst? Because I have some worse ones, but worse in so far as I wouldn't post them on here.



Mark

do you work at subway?



cause you just gave me a footlong.

that shirts very becoming on you, but then again, if i were on you, id be cumming too

No I'm not a Cop, what can I get for 50 bucks?



You are so hot I'd suck a fart from your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

Q:What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?



You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's red and blue and is found at the bottom of swimming pools?

A baby with burst armbands.



Mark

whats more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?



























ripping it back off again!

Personally, I see no humor in dead baby jokes, but my favorite pick-up line has got to be:



Hi. Can you help me look for my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.