so its like this



get good and drunk



then you need a rubber chicken, ky, a *****, some broads from, West Virginia? (whatever), a dog, (does the dog have to be sarcastic)?, get touchy feely, oh yeah get your *** licked(LMAO love that one) damn something is missing from this ?



stay posted kiddies we may be forming the kinkiest porno script ever

 

Well there was this one time at band camp.......

 

BEEEEEEEER GOGGGGGLES!

 

y not both?

just don't get caught with your g/f's sister instead of your g/f by your g/f the next morning..



did that make sense??

 

god damn newbie, stop putting titles on the blow-up dolls, they are not real ppl

 

man i'm trying to look cool.... y you gotta rag on me like that?



careful this newbie hits back

 

*******, would be putting it lightly, biiiotch

 

who you callin biiotch do i look like family... hmmm that would probably hurt more if you were italian

 

I have tuff skin, it didn't hurt at all, its ok after i get done beating you with a chair ill give you a sloppy wet kiss...

 

guys r better when they r pissed because they can go for longer :P