My girl got up the other morning... After a night of partying... and told me all the wild **** I did to her. I of course remembered, but acted like "Holy ****!" You guys ever get a "damn boy, we're drinking more often" the next morning?

never been drunk https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blush.png

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

after hearing people describe their own drinking escapades, coupled with the horrible taste and smell of alcohol, it never appealled to me

That's cool! My girl woke me up and told my how well I licked her ass... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png

*shudders*

hehehe. then she showed you the dildo and said it wasn't for her....

HEY!!! Do you know my girlfriend? LMAO.. J/K

You're dating Irene? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Haha! You sick fucks!!

You trained your dog to use a dildo?

EEWWWW https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683698.gif

I don't have a dog!!! And from what I remember there was no dildo... But there was a rubber chicken... hmmmmmmm

UH oh.. Rubber chicken.. hmmm what I could do with that and some KY...

Any S.F.W.C.'s?

Single ****** Westvirginian Chicks?

Yeah, one time, I woke up from drinking and had fucked the wrong girl!!!





J/K. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

I drink but I've never been drunk either.

Do beer goggles count? We used those in health yeterday, tons of fun!

LOL https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Beer night vision goggles are the best!

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif SMALL FURRY WOODLAND CREATURE's https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

EEEWWWWW.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

I pitty the fool. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif

the joys of being in high school huh lee?

middle*

i get even more sarcastic



mike

I get touchy feely..

I get plain stupid!

so its like this



get good and drunk https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/37.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/beer.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/beerchug.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/40oz.gif



then you need a rubber chicken, ky, a dildo, some broads from, West Virginia? (whatever), a dog, (does the dog have to be sarcastic)?, get touchy feely, oh yeah get your ass licked(LMAO love that one) damn something is missing from this ?



stay posted kiddies we may be forming the kinkiest porno script ever

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif Well there was this one time at band camp.......

BEEEEEEEER GOGGGGGLES! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png

y not both?

just don't get caught with your g/f's sister instead of your g/f by your g/f the next morning..



did that make sense??

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683431.gif god damn newbie, stop putting titles on the blow-up dolls, they are not real ppl https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

man i'm trying to look cool.... y you gotta rag on me like that?



careful this newbie hits back https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/*******.gif

*******, would be putting it lightly, biiiotch https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

who you callin biiotch do i look like family... hmmm that would probably hurt more if you were italian https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683454.gif

I have tuff skin, it didn't hurt at all, its ok after i get done beating you with a chair ill give you a sloppy wet kiss...

guys r better when they r pissed because they can go for longer :P



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif