7sweetie

well i guess you could say we met on the rx7 forum, we just chatted here and there, then one day we talked for a long time and things just went from there. we see eachother almost every month, AND he's moving here to live with steve kan first week of feb....i'm really excited

bigtime

k i was just wondering

vosko

ihor should have a good time. he gets to be closer to his wife and all

j9fd3s

you have to admit its an good story now though



mike

helihansen

A couple years ago I was online and got imed from this chick who lives nearby. She was all like "I like youre profile" and ****. So after talking to het for a while I decided to meet her. BAD MISTAKE and I know some of you have done it im prolly just the only one to admit it. Well she tells me that shes all into modeling and goes to the gym and all this other stuff. So we meet up at the mall and were planning on going to see a movie. When I get there the bitch is like an hour late. She finally calls me and im waiting around the corner. Walking towards me I see this DOPE *** girl and im all like ohh yeh come to daddy as she proceeds to walk by. Damn I hate when that happens. Anyway a minute later comes these 2 girls and im like ohhh sweet baby jesus get me out of here. She runs up to me and jumps on me almost knocking me over from her weight. Mind you I have never talked to this girl. Im like ohhh god here we go. So I say to myself "Self atleast you can just be nice and see a movie" Movies are great you dont have to talk. Walking over to the movies the girls trying to hold my hand and ****. Not only did I just meet her but I dont want anyone seeing me with her. Still walking im like ohh damn could it get any worse. Here comes this girl that I was kinda hookin up with with all her friends. She's like ummm whos that youre with? Not a good situation. So to make a long story short I pretend like my pager is going off. I tell the ugly chick I gotta make a phone call. Shes like hurry back and as soon as I rounded the corner I looked back didnt see her and ran my *** off hopped in the g-ride and dipped out like a **** tires burning and all. Guess I was an *** for doing it but I think she crossed a couple lines. Best part of the story was that I was supposed to give her and her friend rides home. She had to wake her mom up at like 11 and drive an hour to pick them up. HAHAHAHHA

Sinful7

Oh, ****.. I've had one of those... Never the **** again, tho... I ended up going to the girls home to meet her, and she was about 150 pounds heavier than she said she was. I decided to be nice and hang out for a minute, and randomly, she decided to give me a lap dance... I struggled but lost. She nearly killed me when she fell on me. She spent a good 20 minutes rubbing my dick and trying to kiss me. That's the first time I couldn't get it up! Sad. Well, Not really. Anyhow, I was ****** frozen in fear for a half hour or so, then she got comfortable laying on my lap in fron of the TV. I mustered up all my strength and rolled her onto the floor, jumped over her and bolted out the door. The tires on my car were spinning so badly that she nearly caught up to me... Holy ****, thanks for bringing up the bad memories, helihansen.



*shudders*

vosko

ROFLMAO!



i think ihor has the only internet hot chick that actually exists!

Srce

Ah man, I thought I was bad. Oh yeah, and I always wanted to know that NJ Texas thing between Ihor and 7sweetie. HAHA, thanks for asking MR.TYME, and yeah, if you wanna dump a chick, tell her that you're kinda between sexualities, than you can say you're GHEY, and get it over with. It doesn't work for the ladies though, guys like lesbians. Holla. LOL





Jon needs to tell us a story, comon bro, you've lied before, haven't you. Mike too.

vosko

never lied just totally ignored the girl haha

Srce

LMAO, that's even worse, but the story doesn't have to be about girls, it can be about your mechanic or whatever. LOL