This is mine. A few months ago I met this girl, I won't say her name for fear of recognition, but needless to say, Melisa was very HOT. After a few dates, she began to annoy me, and I set out to break things up with her. Our DEEP (Yeah right!!!) conversations began to fade and I was determined to call it quits. As I was about to dump her, she sat me down in front of her parents and said that I was the best date she had ever had, and that it made her folks very happy that she was going out with me. Not knowing how to cope with this, and not wanting to break her heart, I said I was GHEY. I sort of let her down easy and tried to comfort her by saying that "It's not you Mel, it's me, I'm changing". Feeling pretty good about accomplishing my quest, I started going out to clubs again, as a single NON GHEY guy. One night, cought up in a babe named Tery, Melisa saw me giving Tery a lapdance in front of a huge crowd. Basically, I was toast, but my cheek didn't hurt a lot, she doesn't have that strong of a hand. Plus, Tery was a great lay. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

i never lie.

you said you were ghey hahahahaha https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif

If I was her, I'd bring over a real ghey guy and say "prove it" :redface:

Hmmmm... one time I was caught dealing drugs out of my apartment. Considering my folks were helping me with school at the time, that was really one huge lie. Until they found out that is.



I stopped dealing, haven't for a few years now...

i am STRAIGHT!











j/k.... :bigok:

i really am straight....i hope that i am not lying https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



i like the :yum: puddy tat too much.....

i personally dont make it a point to lie, but i have a good one. this was one of my ex bf's greatest lies ever.



We had broke up my senior year (he cheated on me) in high school so when I went to college, i was single but he and i were still talking, like we were basically boyfriend/girlfriend, just didnt have the title, it was pretty confusing. so i go to college date this guy and then kiss this one guy. anyways i emailed my best friend about me messing around with this guy and how he was so hot and blah blah blah. well my ex boyfriend liked to check my email cause he just "happend" to guess my password. anyways read this email and didnt tell me. later he asks me so did you kiss this guy chris. (he already knew about chris cause i had been hanging out with him) and i knew that he would freakin go off on me if he knew i kissed chris, plus i felt it was none of his business who i was kissing since we werent together so i said no. and he kept asking me and asking me and i kept saying no, the whole time he knows i did. so then he proceeds to make up a screen name that resembles the name of my best friend who i emailed, so naturally i thought this was my friend IM'ing me. he starts going off on how i'm a slut or whatever, i cant remember all he said, but he was quoting word for word my email and i was like, how could my best friend be talking to me like this. so after that conversation im crying, email my best friend and im like dont ever ****** talk to me again blah blah blah, well my best friend emails me back saying WTF he had nothing to do with it. so we basically investigated into the situation and figured out it was my ex bf. he fessed up, cried, trying to cover his ass.



so he lied to me, then tried to turn it on my best friend to sabatoge our friendship (he was always jealous and hated my best friend which is a guy btw) and the whole time, he was blackmailing me. he already knew i kissed this guy, he just didnt want to get his ass caught.



now tell me how fucked up that is?

AND another fucked up thing is, i STILL took him back after that

something that ive been wondering... how are u an ihor together if u are in texas and he is in north jersey

well i guess you could say we met on the rx7 forum, we just chatted here and there, then one day we talked for a long time and things just went from there. we see eachother almost every month, AND he's moving here to live with steve kan first week of feb....i'm really excited

k i was just wondering

ihor should have a good time. he gets to be closer to his wife and all https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/blackeye.gif

you have to admit its an good story now though



mike

A couple years ago I was online and got imed from this chick who lives nearby. She was all like "I like youre profile" and ****. So after talking to het for a while I decided to meet her. BAD MISTAKE and I know some of you have done it im prolly just the only one to admit it. Well she tells me that shes all into modeling and goes to the gym and all this other stuff. So we meet up at the mall and were planning on going to see a movie. When I get there the bitch is like an hour late. She finally calls me and im waiting around the corner. Walking towards me I see this DOPE ass girl and im all like ohh yeh come to daddy as she proceeds to walk by. Damn I hate when that happens. Anyway a minute later comes these 2 girls and im like ohhh sweet baby jesus get me out of here. She runs up to me and jumps on me almost knocking me over from her weight. Mind you I have never talked to this girl. Im like ohhh god here we go. So I say to myself "Self atleast you can just be nice and see a movie" Movies are great you dont have to talk. Walking over to the movies the girls trying to hold my hand and ****. Not only did I just meet her but I dont want anyone seeing me with her. Still walking im like ohh damn could it get any worse. Here comes this girl that I was kinda hookin up with with all her friends. She's like ummm whos that youre with? Not a good situation. So to make a long story short I pretend like my pager is going off. I tell the ugly chick I gotta make a phone call. Shes like hurry back and as soon as I rounded the corner I looked back didnt see her and ran my ass off hopped in the g-ride and dipped out like a mofo tires burning and all. Guess I was an ass for doing it but I think she crossed a couple lines. Best part of the story was that I was supposed to give her and her friend rides home. She had to wake her mom up at like 11 and drive an hour to pick them up. HAHAHAHHA

Oh, ****.. I've had one of those... Never the **** again, tho... I ended up going to the girls home to meet her, and she was about 150 pounds heavier than she said she was. I decided to be nice and hang out for a minute, and randomly, she decided to give me a lap dance... I struggled but lost. She nearly killed me when she fell on me. She spent a good 20 minutes rubbing my dick and trying to kiss me. That's the first time I couldn't get it up! Sad. Well, Not really. Anyhow, I was ****** frozen in fear for a half hour or so, then she got comfortable laying on my lap in fron of the TV. I mustered up all my strength and rolled her onto the floor, jumped over her and bolted out the door. The tires on my car were spinning so badly that she nearly caught up to me... Holy ****, thanks for bringing up the bad memories, helihansen.



*shudders*

ROFLMAO!



i think ihor has the only internet hot chick that actually exists!

Ah man, I thought I was bad. Oh yeah, and I always wanted to know that NJ Texas thing between Ihor and 7sweetie. HAHA, thanks for asking MR.TYME, and yeah, if you wanna dump a chick, tell her that you're kinda between sexualities, than you can say you're GHEY, and get it over with. It doesn't work for the ladies though, guys like lesbians. Holla. LOL





Jon needs to tell us a story, comon bro, you've lied before, haven't you. Mike too. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

never lied just totally ignored the girl haha

LMAO, that's even worse, but the story doesn't have to be about girls, it can be about your mechanic or whatever. LOL

"yeah i never broke any of my rx7s"

does, shes hot as long as i dont see her counts???

nope :smirk:

well, there was this one time i pretened to be a hot chick on some rx7 forum pretending to be looking for a 3rd gen. cause i just crashed my corvette. i had all the guys all over me and wanting to meet me. even tricked a couple girls. i was a hit. no one could get enough of my good looks and post whoring. but i soon got caught cause that nissan guy cruises the same porno sites i do and saw the pictures i was saying was me on there. oh well, it was fun while it lasted.



























oh **** that wasnt me, that was some 13 year old kid from indiana :bigthumg:

haha, thats too funny



mike

that's GREAT. how could we forget lmao

Your GAY? SCREW THAT YOUR NO LONGER ON THE TEAM!



wasn't this the really really hot chick you met at court?



you let the team down.... and now as manger of the team and knowing that you screwed up like this... your off the team buddy! go clean your locker out and hit the high road jack.



Security will be escorting you, and if you don't leave the premise the use of force has been authorized by ME!



NOW GO!

lmao @ cheers

i dunno i'd probably trade a melissa for a great laying terry



kevin.

ROFL, that was hilarious.

NO DUDE, Melisa and Tery were before Jessica (The court girl). I'm still with Jessica, although it's not going that well. I ******* hate Ex-Boyfriends, hers is back in town and I think she wants him. I hate this ****, tell him how you feel and move the **** on. I ain't waiting for the world to end. I'm telling her to make up her mind. :bigok:

ex-boyfriends definitely suck, especially if you used to be friends with them while they were dating the girl you're dating now.



i just want to hit the ex's of the girls i've been with and be like "move on you simpleton"



kevin.

thatwas funny

why the **** would u go after ur friends exgirlfriend. i never saw the point of that or the respect of it. homeboys forever, bitches whenever

i thought he was gay, maybe he wants the boyfriend?



mike

Accually telling them your ghey or bi doesnt always worki told this chubby chick that i was bisexual and teh whoel nine to get rid of her but it was to no avail im stil stuck with her fat ass she im's me everyday and when i block her she gets one of her friends to check if im on then lies about how she found out. But i cant really cpomplain she does drive liek 45 min @ 230 in the morn after a long night of drinking so i can get my **** on.

dude, that's messed up

Accually telling them your ghey or bi doesnt always worki told this chubby chick that i was bisexual and teh whoel nine to get rid of her but it was to no avail im stil stuck with her fat ass she im's me everyday and when i block her she gets one of her friends to check if im on then lies about how she found out. But i cant really cpomplain she does drive liek 45 min @ 230 in the morn after a long night of drinking so i can get my **** on. [/quote]

You might as well ask her to bring a good-looking friend so you can have a threesome. It'll either work, which will be fine, or it'll piss her off, which is fine too, by the sound of it.

she might break u that early in the morning

Accually telling them your ghey or bi doesnt always worki told this chubby chick that i was bisexual and teh whoel nine to get rid of her but it was to no avail im stil stuck with her fat ass she im's me everyday and when i block her she gets one of her friends to check if im on then lies about how she found out. But i cant really cpomplain she does drive liek 45 min @ 230 in the morn after a long night of drinking so i can get my **** on. [/quote]

You might as well ask her to bring a good-looking friend so you can have a threesome. It'll either work, which will be fine, or it'll piss her off, which is fine too, by the sound of it. [/quote]

I asked heer if i could hook up with her roommateand she got pissed then asked if she can still come up and see me. I even told her i was nailing this other chick and it doesnt seem to bother her. I want to get rid of her but if im getting it why should i bother, just turn out the lights and hold my nose!!!!!!! :bigok: :bigok: