What's A Guy
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Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 2,535
From: VA
So you say you're feeling lonely
The Hand just don't feel right.
Girl needn't be your one and only
As long as she is yours tonight.
She may not be all you'd prefer,
But you say she's lookin' fine.
Get up your nerve and ask her,
Won't you be six to my nine?
The Hand just don't feel right.
Girl needn't be your one and only
As long as she is yours tonight.
She may not be all you'd prefer,
But you say she's lookin' fine.
Get up your nerve and ask her,
Won't you be six to my nine?
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Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 2,535
From: VA
[quote name='1revnrex' date='Apr 7 2005, 12:54 PM']I shed a tear, such an artisitic website.
You guys should quit being sissies and head to the tittie bar. ****.
-Shawn
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My wife won't let me. I haven't been to a titty bar since my bachelor party. And did you just call me a ***?!
I oughta split your head like a melon.
You guys should quit being sissies and head to the tittie bar. ****.
-Shawn
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My wife won't let me. I haven't been to a titty bar since my bachelor party. And did you just call me a ***?!
I oughta split your head like a melon.
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 674
From: Vero Beach, Florida
[quote name='1988RedT2' date='Apr 7 2005, 02:01 PM']My wife won't let me. I haven't been to a titty bar since my bachelor party. And did you just call me a ***?!
I oughta split your head like a melon.
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Im in the same boat with my wife, so my brother and I go to "Wrestling Shows".
I oughta split your head like a melon.
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Im in the same boat with my wife, so my brother and I go to "Wrestling Shows".
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Senior Member
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 205
Cruise all around the right parking lots
little time gets killed alotta bull gets shot
one who'll think I'm kinda cute and laugh at every joke I got
when I get to thinkin maybe she's athinkin maybe not
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin to put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Had an old man tell me "Boy if you were smart
you'd hit the produce isle at the Super Walmart"
So I bumped into a pretty girl's shopping cart
but all I did was break her eggs and bruise her artichoke hearts
- Hand
little time gets killed alotta bull gets shot
one who'll think I'm kinda cute and laugh at every joke I got
when I get to thinkin maybe she's athinkin maybe not
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin to put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Had an old man tell me "Boy if you were smart
you'd hit the produce isle at the Super Walmart"
So I bumped into a pretty girl's shopping cart
but all I did was break her eggs and bruise her artichoke hearts
- Hand
