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RE4 04-15-2005 11:11 PM

There seems to be a lot of negativity toward out Canadian neighbors. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png Post what they have done to warrant this and maybe we will get to the bottom of this.



Canadians in particular must post what other Canadians have done to them.





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GreyGT-C 04-15-2005 11:25 PM

Tyson talked to me tonight..... that's enough for me.

Dramon_Killer 04-15-2005 11:33 PM

She said aboot and eh, and dontcha know, and told me stories about how growing up in manitoba was like the book huck finn.

phinsup 04-15-2005 11:37 PM

I've been slipped their **** ass dollar before, then as of late I've been hoping to get slipped some of their dollar for our **** ass dollar.



They unleashed Brian Adams on the the world...

GreyGT-C 04-15-2005 11:40 PM

and what the **** is a Canuck??

RE4 04-15-2005 11:45 PM

[quote name='phinsup' date='Apr 15 2005, 08:37 PM']I've been slipped their **** ass dollar before, then as of late I've been hoping to get slipped some of their dollar for our **** ass dollar.



They unleashed Brian Adams on the the world...

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AHahahahahahah.... its funny beacause its true.

rowtareh 04-15-2005 11:52 PM

Don't forget Celine Dion, the Arquettes, and the Baldwins(not to sure about the last two, but everyone blames canada, so just throw those two in for shits and giggles).



They also inspired the film Strange Brew.

nismo convert 04-15-2005 11:55 PM

your making fun of the macenzie brothers?!?! you suck





not to mention all the good comics are from canada

GreyGT-C 04-16-2005 12:00 AM

only good thing from canada.

rowtareh 04-16-2005 12:01 AM

don't forget jim carrey, and mike myers.



and yes, i was making fun of the mckenzie brothers. what'cha gunna do aboot it? hoser!

RE4 04-16-2005 12:01 AM

[quote name='nismo convert' date='Apr 15 2005, 08:55 PM']your making fun of the macenzie brothers?!?! you suck

not to mention all the good comics are from canada

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Sorry Officer my brothers drunk, Aye!



Once a Canadian ate a whole box of my donuts in one sitting.

nismo convert 04-16-2005 12:29 AM

it's occifer damn it get your drunk right. another good thing to come from canada is real beer, oh theres more i just can't think of it right now https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

2006_Mazda_RX-7 04-16-2005 12:37 AM

Wooh Everybody needs to come down Wousa beath. Anybody can be jerk doesn't mean that Canadians are worse. Course an American might pull a gun on you. lol just kidding don't take it seriously

RE4 04-16-2005 12:45 AM

[quote name='nismo convert' date='Apr 15 2005, 09:29 PM']it's occifer damn it get your drunk right. another good thing to come from canada is real beer, oh theres more i just can't think of it right now https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

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Its Officer for me, I'm a high-functioning drunk.

Dramon_Killer 04-16-2005 01:20 AM

I like John Candy.

Eric Happy Meal 04-16-2005 02:27 AM

uhm..the fat ones watching the little one?

banzaitoyota 04-16-2005 04:36 AM

Breathing is enough

Jeff20B 04-16-2005 07:33 AM

Canaduh gave us canola oil, which isn't helping to make us healthier. At least we game them McDonald's. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Shane.Trammell 04-16-2005 08:36 AM

dont forget they produced avril lavigne and the barenaked ladies, and im not saying thats a good thing

Jeff20B 04-16-2005 08:38 AM

Take it from Peter Griffin; Canada sucks.

j9fd3s 04-16-2005 08:57 AM

they always want the part you cant get seperate! if theres no number you cant buy it!

rowtareh 04-16-2005 09:49 AM

in the words of Robin Williams: Canada is like a loft apartment above a really good party.

G2G 04-16-2005 11:52 AM

When I was a freshman in high school, the top band, which I was a part of, went to play in Seatle. We went to Canada for a day. Whilst in Canugga land, we visited a museum, and there were three hot hugely tall Canadian women talking to me. I was about 5 feet tall at that point, and they were about 15 feet tall. Then one of them lifted there arem and it was looking at a forrest, and I ran away.



- Hand

rowtareh 04-16-2005 11:54 AM

maybe they were not women Hand.



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G2G 04-16-2005 12:05 PM

They were, they were.



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Dave 88 A.E 04-16-2005 01:59 PM

[quote name='nismo convert' date='Apr 16 2005, 12:29 AM']it's occifer damn it get your drunk right. another good thing to come from canada is real beer, oh theres more i just can't think of it right now https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

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Yet you still drink the swill that we send up to you.

RE4 04-16-2005 08:28 PM

A Canadian got me hooked on crack!!





































































P.S. Phins, hook it up already!!!

venomrx7 04-16-2005 10:25 PM

play the worst game of golf ever, right ahead of me, and not let me play through.



there were 5 canadians doing this. bastards.



they were from toronto. I guess they thought they were being nice by talking to us while we waited on em. I just wanted to pound a face in with my 3 iron.

RE4 04-16-2005 11:55 PM

Did I mention that a Canadian got me hooked on crack!!





























































P.S. Phins, for the love of god, hook it up already!!!



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sidewinderx7 04-17-2005 01:46 AM

I was deported from canada once. They werent nice to me and told me they were gonna put me in jail for a year, then they just let me go. Im not a fan of canada ... but to each their own. Thats my only beef with them, that and its not too intriguing to me, because its just like a smaller US. lol and the only reason I even remotly like the US is because everything is in gargantuan sizes. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

isamu 04-17-2005 04:58 AM

[quote name='nismo convert' date='Apr 16 2005, 05:29 AM']it's occifer damn it get your drunk right. another good thing to come from canada is real beer, oh theres more i just can't think of it right now https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

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Okay, I have to argue this beer statement because I completely disagree with it. Good beer is not necessarily related to its alcohol content. Canada has mastered the art of ice beer, which isn't bad, but its pretty much borderline malt liquor which isn't that good. In the Northwest there are several microbrews like Redhook, Full sail, Scuttlebut, and even Pyramid that put out a lot of deliscious beers like heffeweizens, porters, winter ales. For some reason as soon as I cross the border none of these even exist and all I can find is Molson XXX and some funky honey brew. Killians red is the closest ESB I can find and its definitely lacking.

One thing I thought was kind of cool is that you guys still have dry beer, I haven't seen dry beer down here for like 10 years.

RE4 04-17-2005 08:26 AM

Props on pointing out some of the fine brews we have here in the NorthWest. A local importer of goods just started getting Arogent Bastard, an excelent brew from CA that we couldn't find anywere north of Nevada a few years ago.

wankelnut 04-17-2005 10:14 AM

[quote name='phinsup' date='Apr 15 2005, 11:37 PM']They unleashed Brian Adams on the the world...

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now now the canadian government has apologized for brian adams on many occation

j9fd3s 04-17-2005 12:47 PM

we had a canadian customer yesterday, he was complaining aboo his temp meter reading all kinds of crazy numbers, i drove the car, it sounds like a box of rocks, but the temp is important

TYSON 04-17-2005 01:38 PM

A CANADIAN KEEPS EMPTYING MY BANK ACCOUNT!!!!!!

nismo convert 04-17-2005 02:05 PM

[quote name='isamu' date='Apr 17 2005, 04:58 AM']Okay, I have to argue this beer statement because I completely disagree with it. Good beer is not necessarily related to its alcohol content. Canada has mastered the art of ice beer, which isn't bad, but its pretty much borderline malt liquor which isn't that good. In the Northwest there are several microbrews like Redhook, Full sail, Scuttlebut, and even Pyramid that put out a lot of deliscious beers like heffeweizens, porters, winter ales. For some reason as soon as I cross the border none of these even exist and all I can find is Molson XXX and some funky honey brew. Killians red is the closest ESB I can find and its definitely lacking.

One thing I thought was kind of cool is that you guys still have dry beer, I haven't seen dry beer down here for like 10 years.

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i think your forgetting the land of beer (canada) has microbrew as well.

RE4 04-17-2005 02:06 PM

Nice location nismo.

nismo convert 04-17-2005 08:30 PM

ah thank you.

j9fd3s 04-17-2005 08:36 PM

thier heads float!

defprun 04-17-2005 11:38 PM

It's true. I have a flappy head.


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