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What pick-up line you use?
My personal favorite..... 'The word of the day is LEGS, so lets go back to my place and spred the word' |
LOL
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I'm very rich.
Works well for me. |
Do you mind if I push your stool in?
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$100.!!!! No way!! Will you do it for $50?
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Originally Posted by Goodfellafd3s' date='Jul 19 2003, 09:34 PM
Do you mind if I push your stool in?
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif What don't you say if you find yourself in a gay bar... 1) Do you mind if i push your stool in? 2) Can I bum a fag? --(fag being slang for cigarette) |
Originally Posted by drifter' date='Jul 19 2003, 05:43 AM
1) Do you mind if i push your stool in?
2) Can I bum a fag? --(fag being slang for cigarette) |
Nice shoes, wanna ****?
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You look at the tag on their dress, then say
"Just as I thought..... 'Made In..Heaven'" |
Originally Posted by drifter' date='Jul 19 2003, 08:05 AM
You look at the tag on their dress, then say
"Just as I thought..... 'Made In..Heaven'" |
Originally Posted by Munch' date='Munch pistons for lunch,Jul 19 2003, 01:04 AM
My personal favorite.....
Did you know that car is up for grabs ( ok; for sale) Mazfix Drag Car for Sale 25 Jun 2003 by Mazfix The Mazfix series 6 drag car is now for sale. The Mazfix drag car has run 7.77 @ 176 mph and is still the SS/BB record holder. Price as a roller is $38,000 or complete, P.O.A. Sorry it's off topic guy's |
Originally Posted by RX7GEN3' date='Jul 19 2003, 11:02 PM
[quote name='Munch' date='Munch pistons for lunch,Jul 19 2003, 01:04 AM'] My personal favorite.....
Did you know that car is up for grabs ( ok; for sale) Mazfix Drag Car for Sale 25 Jun 2003 by Mazfix The Mazfix series 6 drag car is now for sale. The Mazfix drag car has run 7.77 @ 176 mph and is still the SS/BB record holder. Price as a roller is $38,000 or complete, P.O.A. Sorry it's off topic guy's [/quote] August Fast Fours says "available as either a roller for $65,000 or with a fresh engine for $110,000. |
Originally Posted by drifter' date='Jul 19 2003, 07:27 AM
[quote name='RX7GEN3' date='Jul 19 2003, 11:02 PM'] [quote name='Munch' date='Munch pistons for lunch,Jul 19 2003, 01:04 AM'] My personal favorite.....
Did you know that car is up for grabs ( ok; for sale) Mazfix Drag Car for Sale 25 Jun 2003 by Mazfix The Mazfix series 6 drag car is now for sale. The Mazfix drag car has run 7.77 @ 176 mph and is still the SS/BB record holder. Price as a roller is $38,000 or complete, P.O.A. Sorry it's off topic guy's [/quote] August Fast Fours says "available as either a roller for $65,000 or with a fresh engine for $110,000. [/quote] I don't know, that's what it said on there web site. |
I'm happily married and never used pick up lines but one we came up with at the disel shop I worked at was:
"Hey babe nice car, are you married?" |
i got a couple....how about...
nice legs what time do thay open?? ur like a can of prigles baby..once i pop ya i cant stop ya if you and i where squirles..could i bust a nut in ur hole? wanna go out for some seax and pizza....what amatter dont like pizza?? that dress would look great on my bedroom floor u know what would look good on you hun?..........ME hmm thats about all i can thinnk of now |
Is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz I've been seeing myself in your pants all night long. lol
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How would you like to have your ******* licked?
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Ever see a crisp 20 dollar bill?
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Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Jul 19 2003, 12:28 PM
Ever see a crisp 20 dollar bill?
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lol @ justin. Damn, I have no pick up lines.. I find them useless.
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**** me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you?
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you!
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take an ice cube... smash it... then say "now that ive broken the ice, wanna ****?"
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are your parents retarded? cuz u look very speacil
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I really don't have any but the last couple of one's have been good.
Been with my G/F for 7.5 years. |
hi how ya doin...
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look i have a nice car...lets go **** in it
but usually i just say hi |
Originally Posted by RX7GEN3' date='Jul 19 2003, 07:02 AM
[quote name='Munch' date='Munch pistons for lunch,Jul 19 2003, 01:04 AM'] My personal favorite.....
Did you know that car is up for grabs ( ok; for sale) Mazfix Drag Car for Sale 25 Jun 2003 by Mazfix The Mazfix series 6 drag car is now for sale. The Mazfix drag car has run 7.77 @ 176 mph and is still the SS/BB record holder. Price as a roller is $38,000 or complete, P.O.A. Sorry it's off topic guy's [/quote] Yeah man I read all about it on the mazfix website. Wish i had that kinda money |
Which price is the right one. the one from the site or from drifter.
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Originally Posted by TyresmokinRx7' date='Jul 19 2003, 08:02 PM
Which price is the right one. the one from the site or from drifter.
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" I **** on the first date ya know https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png "
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I usually look a girl deeply into her eyes, smile slightly and say: "Hi, look I don't usually do this, but I'd like to buy you a drink and see where it goes from there!!!"
Works like a charm!!! |
Originally Posted by Srce' date='Jul 19 2003, 09:11 PM
I usually look a girl deeply into her eyes, smile slightly and say: "Hi, look I don't usually do this, but I'd like to buy you a drink and see where it goes from there!!!"
Works like a charm!!! |
"You have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across."
"You know...you have the kind of legs I like; feet at the bottom and ***** at the top." "There's a party in your mouth and everyone is cumming!" |
Originally Posted by Mazderati' date='Jul 20 2003, 12:15 AM
"There's a party in your mouth and everyone is cumming!"
You go up to one of your friends and say: Hey you coming to the party? They say: What party? You say: The party in your mouth, everyone is coming! Everyone laughs at the guy hosting the party. |
Originally Posted by WishIhadaRX7' date='Jul 20 2003, 12:33 AM
I heard that one as a joke to **** up your friends with.
You go up to one of your friends and say: Hey you coming to the party? They say: What party? You say: The party in your mouth, everyone is coming! Everyone laughs at the guy hosting the party. |
Originally Posted by FrestyleReaction' date='Jul 20 2003, 12:39 AM
[quote name='WishIhadaRX7' date='Jul 20 2003, 12:33 AM'] I heard that one as a joke to **** up your friends with.
You go up to one of your friends and say: Hey you coming to the party? They say: What party? You say: The party in your mouth, everyone is coming! Everyone laughs at the guy hosting the party. look at yourself in the mirror and u will see the funniest thing in your life |
Damn girl i knew milk was good for ya, But how much have you been drinking.
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Originally Posted by bigtime' date='Jul 20 2003, 12:46 AM
[quote name='FrestyleReaction' date='Jul 20 2003, 12:39 AM'] [quote name='WishIhadaRX7' date='Jul 20 2003, 12:33 AM'] I heard that one as a joke to **** up your friends with.
You go up to one of your friends and say: Hey you coming to the party? They say: What party? You say: The party in your mouth, everyone is coming! Everyone laughs at the guy hosting the party. look at yourself in the mirror and u will see the funniest thing in your life [/quote] https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/11.gif |
Originally Posted by Srce' date='Jul 19 2003, 06:11 PM
I usually look a girl deeply into her eyes, smile slightly and say: "Hi, look I don't usually do this, but I'd like to buy you a drink and see where it goes from there!!!"
Works like a charm!!! |
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