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Jan 24, 2005 | 09:53 PM

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94touring

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Originally Posted by Dave 88 A.E' date='Jan 24 2005, 07:11 PM

I tell you it was that god damn lochness monster

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I think my wife gave her a dollar.

Damn woman, no wonder he keeps coming back.

Jan 24, 2005 | 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Jan 24 2005, 07:25 PM

You sure it wasn't Dramon Killer in a skirt?

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Might of been that sister of his. Isn't it funny how guys think. As soon as I open the door and I see a young asian girl I'm thinking "alright the call girl is here".

Jan 24, 2005 | 09:55 PM

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was she hot? if yes, you should've asked her if she would suck your **** for 16

Jan 24, 2005 | 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ambassador_josh' date='Jan 24 2005, 07:26 PM

I got hit up by those traveling magazine sellers earlier last week...I'm not knocking these people's income, but their technique sucks...they knocked on all the apartment doors in my courtyard, and as groggy *** residents (including me) stumbled to the door, then they talked to them...they were pounding like firemen trying to evacuate a burning building

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Then when a fire actually occurs, you'll be locking the door and telling the fireman to go **** themselves.

Jan 24, 2005 | 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheers!' date='Jan 24 2005, 07:55 PM

was she hot? if yes, you should've asked her if she would suck your **** for 16

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"oh thanks a newspaper, how did you know I like to read after I get my dick sucked"

Jan 24, 2005 | 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Jan 24 2005, 10:51 PM

hahaha, I know man. The FD was sitting in the driveway, the wife had just pulled up in the blue mini, and the garage door was open revealing the mini pickup. But the broke part is true, lol.

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like that commercial..."I have nice home, private club membership , kids in private school .........I'm up to my eyeballs in debt."

hahaha no ****.

Jan 24, 2005 | 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by l8t apex' date='Jan 24 2005, 07:56 PM

like that commercial..."I have nice home, private club membership , kids in private school .........I'm up to my eyeballs in debt."

hahaha no ****.

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EXACTLY

Jan 24, 2005 | 10:13 PM

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the joys of paying for an education that isn't really paying off right now.

I really want to move out of this **** *** urban sprawl suburbia life. If I could only find a kick *** engineering job downtown Toronto I wouldn't have to spend 1 hour each way to travel 30 kms to get to work and do it again after work.

If i got a kick *** job downtown toronto close to the tready night life and nice bars area I would get rid of my new subaru, get rid of my rx7. And just have a nice single bedroom apt and enjoy the nightlife.

That was my dream. Sadly i'm stuck in this BS daily grind.

Jan 25, 2005 | 07:18 AM

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JW: Have you found jesus?

Me: drops my overcoat revealling my naked body, No I haven't why don't you come in and help me look for him.

JW: running away.

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