How about chief?

 

"Admiral Crunch" doesn't have quite the same ring...Maybe "Colonel Crunch", so people could call him "The Colonel", you know, like in those movies, where every old war hero is "The Colonel"? Who knows? Maybe it could be a new fad with the kids! Hell, I add "Esq." to the end of my name whenever I deem it appropriate (Graduations, parties, bets, etc.) even though I'm not a lawyer. But it sounds hella cool.



Sail on, Cap'n Phins!





Leo Kyrmse, Esq.

 

haha, captain! funny this is in GENERAL discussion



mike

 

Good Day Captain.. shall I bring ye the village ***** to brighten up yer day..

 

Navy Initiations are FUN!!!!!!!!!

 

is that a hello kitty vibrator?



mike

 

sadly it is..

 

I wish I would have had a "HELLO KITTY VIBRATOR" during the rites of passage for "The Order of the Royal Bluenose"

 

Captain Phinsup of the USS Nopistons. Bravely sailing the seas of pistondom, one man and his crew's stand against evil!



Yeah you're right I think it sounds gay too.

 

HA HA, yea I dunno even know where the hell that one came from, but it made me laugh at the time... as I hit the delete key LOL