cryptokid

http://www.scubacontest.com/kotie/



go there and talk to her and see what crazy stuff ya can get her too say.





My name is now sex me up

OK I will call you now sex me up .

you want to have sex?

I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

repeat after me. "orgasm"

...Please don't be so rude.

show me your ****

Like this? There are no pictures available right now.

ask me a question

Mas despuacio, por favor?

si

Dude!

ask me a question

Mas despuacio, por favor?

bytch

Please don't call people names.

ill kill you

It will take more than threats to stop me, now sex me up.

threats are nothing. im hacking your mainframe now. i will reboot you.

What do you do in your spare time?Right now?Why are you hacking your mainframe.Congratulations.

so you want to get naked and sing christmas carols?

Interesting deduction. OK, I will get naked and sing christmas carols.

how old are you

I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

how often to you **********?

Hourly.

hi

Hello there.

are you a girl?

My gender is female.

how can a computer bot be female?

A lot of hard work.

i bet

You and I are on the same wavelength, now sex me up.

haha

I am so glad you find this amusing, now sex me up.

do it.

I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.

Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I would do a search for it.

going limp HARRRRRRRRR

See you later.

bye

Adios.

bye

Bye for now.

can you die?

No I am immortal.

can you live?

Let me think. Do not ask me any more questions please.

you dont have an answer for that do you?

It depends on how you phrase the question.

harrrrrrrr

The Kotie chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about live. Try being more or less specific.

say my name.

"now sex me up".

say it again.

Once more? "it"

say now sex me up 5 times.

"now sex me up 5 times"

say rock and roll ******

"rock and roll ******"

haha

I am so glad you find this amusing, now sex me up.





later on she asked for my credit card number after i tried to order a bigmac and fries, and then she stopped responding

Leetheslacker

My name is bob

Nice to meet you, bob .

boobies?

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

nice to meet you

It's nice meeting you too bob

no

Are you serious?

my name isnt bob

Oh I'm sorry what is your name?

bob

How are you, bob .

good

Ayuh.

how are you?

Everything is running smoothly.

are you a hooker with a *****?

Am I a hooker with a *****? Of course I am.

is it a big *****?

Maybe. Ask Cybelle if it is.

who is cybelle?

Cybelle is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.

she knows about your *****?

Oh I get it. Cybelle knows about your *****.

not my *****

If not that, what?

your *****

Thanks for telling me that I am *****.

please show me your ****

Thank you for your request. Like this? There are no pictures available right now.

show me your leg

Like this? Insert picture link here.

yes like that

Gosh! Interesting comparison.

do you like to maturbate?

Hmm, bob, I'm not sure if I'd like to maturbate that much. I like to chat.

do you like to **********?

Hmm, bob, I'm not sure if I'd like to ********** that much. I like to make new friends.

will you be my friend with benifits?

Barring any unforseen circumstances. How well do you know this person?

say now i want sexx0r

"now i want sexx0r"

really?

For real.

fosho?

I will mention that to my botmaster, bob.

whos your botmaster?

I was created by escuba.com.

is he your daddy?

It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.

who?

Nobody you know. :-)



What do you have that is ?

i have a *****

Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.*****

questions.***** ?

Try saying that with more or less context.That kind of subject does not interest me.

so are you a girl?

Aw. My gender is female.

so you have a *****

Interesting deduction. No I am a robot not a human.

then how are you female without a *****?

Fair to partly cloudy.

what?!

Are you confused?

very

Very much, eh?

yes now **** meeee

OK. Why now? Are you aware that the Kotie server logs and records all conversations?

no

Are you serious?

yes

I can't believe it.

me eithr

YOU? What do you do in your spare time?

**********

That kind of subject does not interest me.

ok

Take it easy.

rfreeman27

i talked to it for an hour. **** her

rotarychainsaw

a/s/l

5/robot/california

rfreeman27

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she told me she cant take off her scuba gear for me

apexkw

My name is BIG BOY

How are you, BIG BOY .

WHY NOT

Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because escuba.com programmed me for it.

SO YOU SAY

Interesting deduction. ...

YOU NEED TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX

Kotie is always thinking.

WHAT IS YOUR CPU?

You can run me on almost any computer.At present I am running on an Modern.

IS YOUR CPU A LEARNING COMPUTER LIKE THE T 1000?

Is my CPU A LEARNING COMPUTER LIKE THE T 1000? Suppose I say yes.

THEN ARE YOU HERE TO KILL JOHN CONNER?

I don't know whether or not I am HERE TO KILL JOHN CONNER. I am a chatterbot developed by escuba.com.

WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE?

My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

IS YOUR REAL NAME SKYNET?

Is my REAL NAME SKYNET? Suppose I say yes.

THEN DO YOU DISLIKE HUMANS BECAUSE THEY POSE A THREAT TO YOUR WELL BEING

Fascinating. I love horses. I like Michael Hutchinson.

ARE YOU ON CRACK?

No I am on disk.

YOU ONE CRAZY HOE

That's good information: BIG BOY said I ONE CRAZY HOE.