I've got 2 truckloads of baby cajun midgets, pitchfork not included!

 

moneys can buy the head of a neck

 

i'll give ya a penny

 

I'm looking more to trade for some dirt.

 

Are they dead? (compost) or Alive ( hours of entertainment)

 

Alive, of course. They're in a dumptruck, ready to be delivered via catapult.

 

I'll require some, two tons perhaps, but I'm out of Hoes to pay you with!!!



So, could we do this on a monthly payment basis. In return for you acceptance, I'll be willing to take the highly riski method of E-Mail shipping instead of the reliable and quick catapult shipping.

 

I'd be willing to trade for all your shiney pants.

 

hmm... i guess i could offer you this:



i have a jar of unused oklahoma dirt sold to me by 94touring.....if you wish to make a trade i thnk we can arrange that

 

Sorry, not much demand for Oklahoma dirt here.